Facebook friend: “Fall air and ho made pumpkin/ apple butter simmering.”
Me: “Ho made what? I was wonderin’ where she was at!”
Disclaimer — yes, I know this is an old spelling joke. But I couldn’t resist invoking it when I saw the opportunity.
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A plumber friend posted a picture on Facebook of a bathtub he installed.
Friend: “Nice tub! Just another day in the life of a plumber!”
Me: “Okay, but is that Tub A or Tub B?”
Friend:
Me: “(Tub B or not Tub B — that is the question.)”
Friend:
That 70’s joe.
Thanks, Gang.
I just wanted to thank all of you guys for the nice birthday wishes — both online and off.
They came in handy. I can’t believe how old I am. 51! At this point, there are people walking around who are A HALF-CENTURY OLD who are actually YOUNGER than me. Egads.
(She could always just listen to audio from a Trump rally.)
“This is my rifle, this is my cup. This one’s for fightin’, this wakes me up.”
I clean my coffeemaker with same care and precision with which a Marine cleans his rifle.
The difference, of course, is that coffee PREVENTS me from killing people.
Ohhhhhh, I WENT there, girlfriend.
Friend: “Are there people that don’t like dad jokes and puns?”
Me: “If there are, then the father away they are from me, the better.”
A little tune to tick off the Trumpers.
It’s my Barbie and I’ll Ken if I want to, Ken if I want to, Ken if I want to.
My future, probably.
This joke sucks.
SPOILER for “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” (2023) — Dracula actually meets Mina Harker at the very end.
AND HE WAS PLEASED DEMETER.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 