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(Add twang according to your preference.)

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Single-spacing between sentences?
Try THAT in a small town.

The Oxford comma?
Try THAT in a small town.

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They leveled my old dorm at Mary Washington College.

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No, it wasn’t due to the infamy of me having once lived there. I have not yet fully scandalized a building.

This article is from two years ago — but I just saw this today when an alum shared it.

WOW, the memories I have of that place.

Alvey Hall Demolition at University of Mary Washington

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“Check yourself before you wreck yourself?”

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I’ve got a better one for ya.

EDIT yourself.  Before you Eric yourself.

TRUESTORY

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Welp. The TV just turned itself on.

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AREN’T I ALREADY HAUNTED ENOUGH BY MY OWN DEMONS?

What do I do? Turn it off? That would require that I acknowledge that it happened.

Plus maybe Ghosthomeboy is watching it now.

Update — now there is a thunderstorm brewing as night begins to fall. I am half-convinced that I am still asleep with my nap and dreaming this.

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(I’m a silly goose.)

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Screenshot (82)

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(Though it’s ironically a good portmanteau.)

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A bad adaptation is a badaptation.

troy

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“TIGER SHARKS AT THE WATER PARK!”

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snakes

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“Threads.”

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Why would they name a social media platform after a HORRIFYING 1984 British miniseries?

80’s kids want to know.

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Sports injury at age 50.

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IT WAS THOSE GOD DAMN LEG LIFTS.  FITNESS IS A LIE.

Fitness is a lie perpetrated upon us by the … Fitness-Industrial Complex.

I blame Republicans.

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(It makes a high-pitched wine.)

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Tried to spray this goddam squeaky door with WD-40; now it just sounds like pop-reggae fusion.

Turns out I was actually spraying it with UB40.