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(Especially the part about not sleeping.)

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I am wealthy in Mini-wheats!

I now have totally awesome author/editor friends sending me frosted mini-wheats as poet fuel!!! (Thanks again, Mrs. T.) 😃

I recently confided in my Facebook friends that these things are addictive, and that I might need an intervention.  (We don’t actually know for sure what is in that white powder frosting, after all.)

And now I realize that they come in varieties!!! My package included Strawberry and … High Fiber! LOL



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HOBO EGGS!

Multiple people in my life have informed me (with no small amount of gravity) that I need to learn how to cook.  So I am at least trying something new and super easy.

These are what I’ve heard referred to as “hobo eggs” — eggs fried right within a hole in the bread.  (You can add cheese as they cook.)  I only learned their name recently — a child character asks for them on incredibly underrated (and inscrutably named) horror show, “From” (2022).  (Seriously, this series will scare the hell out of you.)

Believe it or not, this simple dish goes back at least as far as colonial America.  I worked as a character interpreter/tour guide for The Rising Sun Tavern in Fredericksburg, Virginia, as a college student just about … 29 years ago.  (Sigh.)  And the recipe was in a “Colonial American Cookbook” that we sold in the gift shop.  (No, I have no idea why I remember the strange things that I do.)

But there it was named “toad-in-the-hole” — which was kind of an odd choice, if you wanted to make something sound appetizing.



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You crackers ought to love this joke.

I think I’ll stick with my store brand “woven wheats” crackers.

(If it ain’t broke, don’t Triscuit.)



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The ol’ METEOR ploy.

My 2023 April Fool’s Day went well enough.  I didn’t get too many of my friends this year, but I still fooled a few on Facebook.  Ah, the old chestnut of the crashed meteor.

I think the name of the radio station at the end was a nice touch:



[Okay. The news said that a meteor fell in downtown Roanoke. I know that there were multiple points of impact, but they’re saying it was a single meteor that broke up upon entry.

NO INJURIES OR DEATHS. But the northern section of Elmwood Park is ON FIRE near the amphitheater. It began when the meteor struck near the trees along Elm Avenue.

Roanoke Fire Department responding.

Will share details here. But, if you can, try tuning in to W-AFD.]



WORD.

Today’s agenda — in the spirit of straight-edge punk, I need to spearhead a movement for “straight-edge dorks.”

No drugs or alcohol for me. I can get weird and moronic on my own, OLD SCHOOL.



Today’s portmanteaus!

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Rome when you want to.

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And crack is wack.

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(Derived from my observations in Cleveland.)

Q: Cite an example of an observation and an empirical conclusion to verify a claim.

A: They say The Heart of Rock and Roll is still beating — and from what I’ve seen I believe ’em.