One of my friends asked me last night who I would look like if I was black. (The friend who asked is black.)
I told him I was pretty sure I’d be Rog from “What’s Happening.”
He laughed his ass off. Everyone laughed their asses off. I could be on to something here.
I’m the white Rog.
Yes, I realize that photo filters are nothing new. But they’re new and amazing to me, because I am old, and I was never quick to catch on to things in the first place. This is actually my first use of a filter, and I only discovered it by accident because I’m befuddled by the Facebook Messenger app on my cell phone.
I hope you like it. I’m so glad they had a horror theme instead of just sunglasses and neon kitten ears and stuff. I even ran into the woods behind my house for the creepiest effect.
I’ll even leave out cookies and milk …
The following is a totally real comment I just received on a blog post:
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Owing indeed, my friend. Owing indeed.
You know how Nietzsche said that “If you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you?”
I went out last night to see the blue moon.
It saw me standing alone.
Without a dream in my heart. Without a love of my own.
The season with the clowns. It … actually IS pretty scary. The angry orange clown has launched into some kind of confusing monologue and …
Oh … wait. This is the State of the Union Address.
Friend, while watching the State of the Union Address: “Why does it look like [Trump] is standing in front of a CGI image of Ryan and Pence?”
Me: “It’s a glitch in the Hate-trix.”
IT’S FAKE GNUS.
So this year Easter and April Fool’s Day fall on the same date.
Of course that means you should neglect to hide eggs, but tell all the kids to go look anyway.
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