Snacks + accident = snacksident.
Why did I inhale those peanut butter M&M’s? It was a SNACKSIDENT.

Photo credit: Famartin, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
Snacks + accident = snacksident.
Why did I inhale those peanut butter M&M’s? It was a SNACKSIDENT.

Photo credit: Famartin, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
Things will look up! Maybe you’ll get a date with that Green M&M you’re so hot for.

I’m calling it the Iron Throne. (I’ve been scheming like Littlefinger to make it perfect.)
The base is a Brownie-Fudge Swirl Klondike Bar, the back consists of stacked Swiss Cake Rolls. What you see seated there is an official “Game of Thrones” Oreo. Scattered about its base are Espresso M&M’s, because you’re going to be up late chatting online about the episode.
I actually lined up a couple of yellow Peanut Butter M&M’s to symbolize the heads of Lannisters, but the picture didn’t turn out. Because leave it the Lannisters to screw up a good thing.
WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE NERD, BABY?
If the undead attack while you’re enjoying this, tell them to CHECK THEIR WIGHT PRIVILEGE.

Nothing can possibly go wrong.
Who came up with this invention? It’s probably equivalent to splitting the atom — complete with the potentially disastrous consequences.
How much do you want to bet that these will cause drama for me and those around me?

Can anyone who lived in 1984 forget this M&M’s commercial? Every kid on the school bus did an impression of the two kids at the end.
POCK! POCK!