That’s some Thing you always need to remember on a cold night, right?
Anyway, this fan-made movie poster for John Carpenter’s “The Thing” (1982) is absolutely incredible. I am unaware of its creator, but it’s all over the Pinterest boards for similar fan-made posters.
A buddy of mine made the cake on the right for a Christmas party. (At left was his Pinterest inspiration; it was supposed to be a tie-dyed yule log cake.) He is actually a truly superb cook and baker, but here he finally created something that I can embarrass him with.
I opined that it looked like a rainbow submarine melted by nuclear radiation; others drew more … lewd comparisons. Today I think it most resembles John Carpenter’s “The Thing” after devouring and assimilating the Smurf Village. (And how’s that for a double 80’s reference?)
Look … I’m the first one to admit that I myself can’t find my way around a kitchen. Just now, as I am writing this, I almost put “Sweet Onion (Sea Salt Blend)” on my sausage and eggs, because at first I thought it was regular salt.
In the same manner that I also apparently have multiple Goodreads accounts?
I have either hysterical dissociative disorder or computer illiteracy … I am not sure which. Actually, I am probably a diverse enough guy to have both of those covered. (Just be glad you’ve got the “good twin” addressing you right now.)
Anyway, if anyone wants to reach me or follow me online (as is the fondest hope of the narcissist in me), you can best do so just by using the links in the “Contact” section of this site.
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