I’m honored today to see my poem “Contagion is a Despot Poet” appear over at The Piker Press. You can find it right here.
Thanks as always to Editor Sand Pilarski for allowing me to share my voice there!
I’m honored today to see my poem “Contagion is a Despot Poet” appear over at The Piker Press. You can find it right here.
Thanks as always to Editor Sand Pilarski for allowing me to share my voice there!

Marvel Comics. Variant cover.

… it looks like they’re still not wearing masks at the Trump rallies.
(It’s okay not to laugh. This is such an obscure movie joke that only 40-something horror nerds will get it.)


Waitaminute, you’re telling me that a Trump-nominated Conservative Christian can’t fully summarize the First Amendment, because I am shocked — SHOCKED — to find there is gambling going on in this establishment.
Hell, I can name all five freedoms protected by the First Amendment, and right now I’m wearing mismatched socks.

A friend of mine made this goddam amazing Halloween lamp both to celebrate the holiday and for “deterring uptight guests.”
This is the very same wacky craftsperson who made those awesome decorations for me a couple of years ago. Talented lady, no?


October 1918 advertisement for “Pluto Water” laxative, with text at the bottom recommending it as a preventative for Spanish Influenza.

Just gonna strap it to my head and go as the Vice President of the United States.
