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A very short review of “Now You See Me 2” (2016)

My enthusiasm for “Now You See Me’s” hero magicians waned just a bit after seeing last year’s sequel.  It was fun enough, though, so I’d give it a 7 out of 10.

Much of my enjoyment was hampered here by the use of an overly convenient plot device that was also utterly ridiculous — one of the “Four Horsemen” protagonists can simply employ hypnosis to persuade anybody to do anything.  It seems like a godlike power, and it feels like a pretty big cheat on the part of the screenwriter.  (I think anyone familiar with hypnosis knows it absolutely doesn’t work as depicted here, anyway.)

If even one of the protagonists has this ability, why do they need to employ legerdemain to commit or stop crimes in the first place?  Instead of disguises or sleight-of-hand, couldn’t they just program unwilling confederates to do everything for them, at minimal risk to themselves?  And why steal anything in a conventional sense, if they can just brainwash a target into “giving” it to them?

Like the first film, though, “Now You See Me 2” is entertaining, if you take it as an escapist fantasy.  It’s still a pretty creative premise, and it’s still nice and funny.  (The exception is a bunch of jokes connected with a twin brother for Woody Harrelson’s character.  The character, also played by Harrelson, was annoying and creepy enough to make me cringe.)

One nice addition to this film was Lizzy Caplan as the new female “horseman”  after the departure of actress Isla Fisher.  Caplan is charismatic and fun to watch, and she has good comic timing.

I’d recommend seeing this, if you enjoyed the first movie.

 

 

 

 

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“A Wounded Man in a Hospital Bed”

Imperial War Museum, Britain.

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Photo credit: By Kennington, Eric Henri (RA) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

A few quick words on”Now You See Me” (2013)

I ought to pan “Now You See Me” (2013), but I just had too much fun with it.  It’s a smile-inducing heist film that barely qualifies as a thriller, given its upbeat tone.  It held my attention and made me laugh, so I’m giving it and 8 out of 10.

Much of it is preposterous, especially if you stop to think about it.  The comedians over at Cinema Sins really skewer it here, for example.  (Spoilers.  Do not watch the linked video until after you’ve seen the movie.)  But if you take it as an escapist fantasy, it’s a good movie — like maybe one of the Roger Moore-era James Bond films.  It’s got a terrific ensemble cast, it’s funny, and it makes great use of its novelty story device — famous stage magicians using their skills to commit high-profile crimes, and incorporating those crimes into their show.

I’d definitely recommend this.

Quick note — if you’re a movie buff and you haven’t checked out the Cinema Sins Youtube channel, then you’re cheating yourself.  Their “Everything Wrong With” and “Honest Trailers” series are two of the best things on the Internet.

 

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Antonio Vivaldi’s “Spring,” from “The Four Seasons”

“Never fight fair with a stranger, boy.”

“Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You’ll never get out of the jungle that way.”

― Uncle Ben, in Arthur Miller’s “Death of a Salesman”

 

“The Burial of the Dead.”

 

 

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Edward Leighton’s “Stitching the Standard,” 1911

Oil on canvas.

God, I love this painting.

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A review of “The Monster” (2016)

What a neat little horror movie.  “Monster” (2016) is unencumbered by any sort of belabored mystery or backstory — or even the need for familiarity with werewolf or vampire lore.  Its title baddie appears to simply be a horrible, nameless, forest-dwelling predator that waylays and assails a mother and her young daughter along a lonely highway at night.  The story’s simplicity alone makes it interesting.

And it’s a well crafted, thoughtful story.  It focuses heavily on its characters while its plot-driving antagonist is concealed in the rainswept woods, and the movie’s extensive use of flashbacks isn’t too jarring and is generally very good.  We see two interwoven stories — the first is a bare-bones scary campfire tale, while the second is about a mother-daughter relationship effectively destroyed by alcoholism.  The flashbacks do not feel like filler, nor are they maudlin.  They pack a decent enough emotional punch and, despite being sparsely scripted, they seem to reflect a sophisticated understanding of alcoholism on the part of screenwriter and director Bryan Bertino.

Bertino also shot this movie beautifully, making the most of its primary location on a rainy rural road.  It looks just great, and the isolated, pretty and nearly surreal environment here lends itself well to the movie’s horror elements.

The many positive reviews for “The Monster” point to a great performance by Zoe Kazan; I definitely agree with them.  Equal credit, I think, should go to 15-year-old Ella Ballentine (who is playing a much younger character here).  She brings a mixture of vulnerability and intensity to her role …  I actually think Bertino could have improved his story somewhat by allowing her to have a bit more pathos, and having her fight a bit more — both against her mother and against the monster.  In the latter half of the movie, she does feel underused when depicted only as an imperiled child.

If I had a major criticism of “The Monster,” I’d suggest that it is maybe 20 or 30 minutes too long.  Yes, the simplicity of the story is what makes it interesting.  But … it also feels like too little to sustain the full length of a feature film.  There … actually isn’t a hell of a lot of story here.

I would also better conceal the monster itself to the shadows.  We do indeed get a good look at it — and its artistic design is actually great.  But Bertino obviously didn’t have a tremendous special effects budget, and it shows a little — particularly when the monster should be shown moving.  For a movie that succeeds so well in being character-driven,  I think a less-is-more approach would have worked just fine here.

I’d rate this movie an 8 out of 10 and I’d recommend it.

Weird trivia — that violent, abusive prick of a boyfriend that we see in flashbacks?  That’s none other than Scott Speedman, who plays nice-guy Michael Corvin in the “Underworld” movies.  I thought that was funny.

 

 

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Arnold Bocklin’s “The Plague,” 1898

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