Good Knight, folks.

Now I can never stop thinking of the President as Donald Trump Quixote.

He literally thinks windmills are deadly enemies.

 

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“Nymphes et Satyre,” William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1873

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“hens staring upward” published in Down in the Dirt magazine!

Hey, gang.  I am honored to share here that my poem “hens staring upward” was published today in the March-April 2019 issue of Down in the Dirt magazine.  You can find it online right here.  The theme of this issue is “Parallel Universe.”

Volume 163 will also be available in print over at Amazon.  (Print editions of Down in the Dirt run as 100+ page 6″x 9″ perfect-bound books.)  Issues are typically published simultaneously in print and online format, but Scars Publications explained that there was a delay with the printing; I’ll give you a heads up when ordering information becomes available.

Scars Publications also releases an annual collection of writings selected from both Down in the Dirt and its sister publication, cc&d magazine.  If I’m fortunate enough to see “hens staring upward” selected for the annual volume as well, I’ll be certain to let you know.

 

 

Cover to “Amazing Stories,” Leo Morey, November 1934

Teck Publishing.

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Yes, I am indeed an extra in “Avengers: Endgame” (2019).

And I’m damned excited about it too — maybe a little too excited, as the role is so small that you’ll miss it if you blink.  It’s a walk-on part during the scene in which Tom Hiddleston is talking to Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans on South Preston Avenue in Charlottesville.  (I walk past them in the background when Loki is touching Thor’s shoulder.)

I actually don’t know anything about the scene being filmed outside the three principal actors above — and I didn’t even know that until the day of filming.  (That didn’t stop the studio from making us all sign so many non-disclosure agreements that it took up a full twenty minutes on a very hot day in August.)  But I know it was a busy street full of pedestrians (many of whom were extras like I was), and that they were also shooting along Crispell Drive beside the University of Virginia.

I didn’t get to meet the actors … none of us did.  But I’ll definitely be in the movie; I’m excited about that.  Anyway, I’m wearing blue cyclist shorts, a blue top, and a bike helmet.  Don’t kid me, please, about the tight fit.  I’m nervous enough about appearing onscreen.

[Update:] Also … I have a love scene with Scarlett Johansson.

[Update:] Scarlet Johansson and Sebastian Stan. We joked around during the filming and called it a menage-a-Barnes.

[Update:] And Rocket Raccoon is real and still writes me letters.

[Update:] And this was a prank. Happy April Fool’s Day!!!

 

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Poster for “Dawn of the Dead” (1978)

Laurel Group, Inc.

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““The ghostly winter silence had given way …”

“The ghostly winter silence had given way to the great spring murmur of awakening life.”

― Jack London, The Call of the Wild

 

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In my day, THIS was our Captain Marvel.

She faced the worst monsters imaginable with no superpowers whatsoever — outside of earnestness, good old American pluck, and the uncanny ability to stop lambs from screaming. Pretty sure she’s like four feet tall, too.

AND WE WERE THANKFUL FOR WHAT WE HAD.

 

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Cover, “Two Complete Science-Adventure Books,” Allen Anderson, 1952

Wings Publishing.

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