We’re all friends here! :-)

Okay, so political discussions are heating up after the Republican debate.  And it’s going to get progressively more intense as the presidential election approaches.

Let’s try to not make it personal, to minimize or eliminate any acrimony, and to remember that we all interact on Facebook and the blogosphere because we’re all FRIENDS, okay?  No joke – if I see any “unfriending” resulting from political arguments, I’m going to be disappointed.

Let’s remember what T.J. said about this sort of thing:

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550 Atari 2600 Games! Online! For Free!

Now here is a gem, courtesy of my boy Frank — Virtual Atari, where you can play (most of) your 80’s favorites right online, using your keyboard!

http://www.virtualatari.org/

The games available number at 550, and that’s pretty damned impressive, if you ask me.  There are so many that the list includes even the most questionably inspired games.  We’ve got “cartridges” for games like “Crazy Valet,” “Save the Whales” and the truly befuddling unauthorized German game, “Snail Against Squirrel.”  (Do such melees occur in real life?  I can only imagine that they would play out rather quickly.)

It’s Sunday!!  Have fun!!

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“Take your greatest fear, your most paranoid suspicion …”

“Add your darkest nightmare, and multiply them by *X!*”

This terrific 1998 trailer for (the equally terrific) “The X Files: Fight the Future” is actually bittersweet for me.

It reminds me of how great the show was in its heydey — during its middle seasons when storylines were mostly coherent and rarely redundant.

This was before the show “jumped the shark” in its broadly criticized last seasons.  Most fans point to the penultimate Season 8, and David Duchovny’s departure, as the point where the show’s quality deteriorated.  I’d point to the final Season 9 and its lamentably poor writing as the point where it really suffered.

Let’s hope the revival (Season 10? the miniseries?) brings back the magic of Seasons 2 through 7.

Georg Kolderer’s “Augsburg Monstrum Koelderer,” 1989

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Photo credit:  “Augsburg monstrum koelderer” by Georg Kölderer – Bernd Roeck, Eine Stadt in Krieg und Frieden, Bd. 1, 1989, S. 37. Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons.

“A terror shakes my tree, A flock of words fly out …”

A terror shakes my tree,
A flock of words fly out,
Whereat a laughter shakes
The busy and devout.

Wild images, come down
Out of your freezing sky,
That I, like shorter men,
May get my joke and die.

— Selection from “Trinculo,” from W. H. Auden’s “The Sea and the Mirror”

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Photo credit: By Tomwsulcer (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.

Yeesh. Donald Trump’s remark about Megyn Kelly.

It was just so off-putting and bizarrely unexpected that I just … feel … icky.

It’s junior high school ugliness. The weird, gross kind.

Cover, Avon Fantasy Reader, November 23, 1948, featuring “Queen of the Black Coast” by Robert E. Howard.

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Photo credit: Cover of the pulp magazine Avon Fantasy Reader (November 23, 1948, no. 8) featuring Queen of the Black Coast by Robert E. Howard, via Wikimedia Commons. This issue was registered with the US Copyright Office and given registration number AA107687.  Searches at the US Copyright Office and online copyright renewal databases have not revealed any renewals of this issue by Avon Novels or its variant names—Avon Publishing, or Avon Books

Antonio Canova’s “Helen of Troy”

Victoria and Albert Museum, London.

I love this piece.

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Photo credit: By Yair Haklai (Own work) via Wikimedia Commons.

A review of “Sinister” (2012). (With a caveat.)

It’s easy to see why “Sinister” (2012) came so highly recommended; this is a startlingly scary horror movie to which I’d give an 8 out of 10.  I was tempted to give it a 9, but some subjective personal tastes prevent me from giving this unusually disturbing film a higher rating.

It’s frightening.  The design of the supernatural Big Bad is quite good, despite its simplicity.  This film succeeds in giving us an intimidating bogeyman.  Far worse is his choice of victims and his modus operandi.  I won’t say much here … this is a movie where we learn about the story’s antagonist because the protagonist is an investigator — true-crime writer “Ellison Oswalt,” wonderfully played by Ethan Hawke.  I also won’t go into precisely how the baddie operates, because it’s just a little too dark to contemplate here.

It’s shot and scripted quite well … there are a number of nice touches, and the basic story is unsettling even by horror movie standards.  A late twist about how the violence is perpetrated is telegraphed in advance, but it still gets under your skin.  The directing by Scott Derrickson is spot on — the “jump moments” are cheap, but they still work.  Derrickson’s and C. Robert Cargill’s script is smartly unnerving — especially with respect to how these crimes are perpetrated.  (Yeesh.)  And the use of unusual and disturbing music is quite effective.  This film was the result of a lot of thought and effort.

Still, a few things suggested to me that this falls short of being a perfect horror movie:

  1.  Common tropes abound.  The most tired, to me, was the use of a horror writer as an ironic protagonist.  That’s an overused device.  The master himself, Stephen King, for example, has used this in no fewer than four novels and their subsequent film treatments, by my count.  (Yes, Hawke here is a nonfiction writer instead of a novelist, but the principle is the same.)
  2. Hawke’s protagonist, as scripted, is pretty damned unlikable.  “Deputy So-and-So” is his most important source, not to mention someone who shows him compassion when things get really tough.  Yet he sticks with that insulting appellation, and even screens his calls, throughout the entire movie.
  3. The bestselling nonfiction writer here has no idea how to cultivate a source.  (See above.)  I’ve been a writer, in some capacity, for my entire adult life, and I started out as a paper jockey.  You treat every source as important, even the crazy ones.  It’s both good manners and proper professional conduct.  And when you deal with any police officer, you’re especially conscientious if you’re smart — people in law enforcement are often (understandably) very sensitive about how they are portrayed in writing.
  4. Ellison Oswalt feels the need to move into a home where a multiple homicide was committed, in order to write about the crime?  That’s just nuts, even by eccentric writer standards.
  5. He chooses not to tell his wife?  I have never been married, but I know from both my personal and professional life that women get really, really pissed off when you neglect to tell them things that they think are important.
  6. Is Oswalt’s wife a Luddite who never googles anything?  I moved to Virginia a year ago, and I STILL google my address because I keep forgetting my zip code.
  7. Oswalt expects no neighbors to share such information with his wife?  (This is lampshaded a bit, as a child brings home the information from his school.)

Finally, there is one subjective matter that kept me from loving this movie — and it is admittedly a matter of taste.  Even as a devoted lover of dark stories, my enjoyment is sometimes affected by films in which children are victimized.  (I am referring here to the children depicted in the 8 MM (“Super 8”) film strips that are discovered by the main character.)

Yes, these are horror movies, and they are intended for adults, and we ourselves should be adult enough to recognize fiction as such.  (Otherwise we can buy a different ticket or click elsewhere among Netflix’ options.)  And plenty of great horror films feature imperiled children.  “28 Weeks Later” (2007) immediately springs to mind for me, probably because it is a favorite.  I think most other genre devotees would point to the universally recognized “The Exorcist” (1973).  But in those films and most others, things were depicted … differently.  (I’m being vague here for fear of spoilers all around.)

I’m a veteran horror-hound; I’ve routinely enjoyed films in which zombies or vampires wipe out humanity.  But what I saw in “Sinister” was too dark even for my taste.  This sort of reaction is rare on my part, but not unprecedented.  “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005) and “Wolf Creek” (2005) both took violence against the innocent too far for me to really enjoy or recommend them.  (Strangely, 1980’s legendary “Cannibal Holocaust” affected me little.)  Yes, zombie apocalypses tend to be gory affairs, but they are almost always faced by grownups, who are unbound, and armed, and generally able to fight back.

I would really  think twice recommending this to the casual filmgoer without a spoilerish hint about its content.  Your mileage may vary.

Hey … if you really want a scary story, check out The Internet Movie Database’s trivia section for “Sinister” after you see the movie.  Read how the “Pool Party” scene was filmed.  That’s … that’s nuts.  Nobody wants a director that committed.  Somebody should have called OSHA.  Seriously.

And here’s a joke for you.  Given the “Super 8” films we see in this movie, wouldn’t it be blackly funny if this film were  sequel to Steven Spielberg’s heartwarming “Super 8” (2011)?  It’s all about the kids, right?

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“My compass is my own.”

“One gaze points elsewhere, Prospero.

          “My compass is my own.

“Nostalgic sailors do not know

“The waters where Antonio

          “Sails on and on alone.”

—  from W. H. Auden’s “The Sea and the Mirror”

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