Tag Archives: Eric Robert Nolan

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Throwback Thursday: that one time an eclipse heralded a vampire apocalypse.

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Seriously, if you’re a horror fan and you’ve somehow missed the television adaptation of Guillermo del Toro’s “The Strain” (2014-2017), then you don’t know what you’re missing.

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Yes, I ran this joke two years ago.

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Hey, how often do you have the opportunity to joke about an eclipse?

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It was a briefclipse.

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As any of my fellow Roanokers can attest, viewing conditions for the 2024 solar eclipse were not ideal.  My perseverance did pay off, however … the clouds unexpectedly parted around 3 PM, near the height of the phenomenon.

And it was pretty damned trippy to watch.

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The Piker Press publishes “Blue.”

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The Piker Press featured my short poem “Blue” today; you can find it right here at the link.

As always, thanks to Managing Editor Sand Pilarski for selecting my work!  🙂

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Bring it on, terrifying celestial portent.

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I ain’t afraid of you.

Note the presence of my regular nerd glasses underneath my eclipse glasses.  The reasons for that are somewhat complicated; just move along.

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My friends are talking about the Greek classics.

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I know there’s a pun to be found here somewhere, but so far Odyssey it.

Oh, c’mon.  This joke was a Homer run.

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I’m probably being a mother hen.

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I do that a lot.  I’m pretty sure it’s gotten worse after I hit 50.

But PLEASE do not look at the eclipse at ALL Monday without eclipse glasses.  You really can go blind like that.

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An earthquake and an eclipse within four days of each other?

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I hope Demi Moore’s unborn child is okay.

(IYKYK.)

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(And I feel so hollow about it.)

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My brain: concentrate on the task in front of you.

Also my brain:

My horse-fake brings all of Troy to the yard.
That’s right — its belly holds swords!
That’s right — its belly holds swords!
Gonna teach them — with a Graecian charge!

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Le Cheval de Troie, Henri-Paul Motte, 1874