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Are you … MacReady for Christmas?

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I apologize.  Not for the violent satire of beloved childhood characters but for the terrible pun in the headline.

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Roanokers, look out your window!! (8:23 AM.)

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This is me trying to channel Andy Warhol.

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It is absolutely not what I meant to create with the various shots that I edited from a single original.  But the free online … collage-maker arranged them at random.

Oh, well.  It’s … still visually interesting?  (“I’m … Ron Burgundy?”)

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It’s what we call an Ericstential crisis.

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(Maybe now they’ll finally get the message.)

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A little present from a fellow writer.

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I scream for ice cream.

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So I noticed recently that there’s a new ice cream joint on South Jefferson Street.  (At least I think it’s new; it takes me forever to notice anything.)

It looks auspicous.  I might just go looking for a tall chocolate milkshake into which to drown my sorrows.

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I apologize for this post.

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Libertarian friend: “There is another option!  Chase Oliver!  He’s on the ballot!”

Me: “I would Chase Oliver but I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught him.”

Photo credit: Gage Skidmore from Surprise, AZ, United States of America, CC BY-SA 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons

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ParaNolan Activity.

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The lights flickered and a bulb started crackling; then the tv turned itself on.

That means an angel got its wings, or got caught in the power lines, or something.

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People who say “I don’t trust the polls” are just being racist.

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Polish people are just as honest as anybody else.

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(I never really did anything with my psych major anyway.)

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Gonna start a Pink Floyd cover band with a couple of other psych majors, gonna call it “Jung Lust.”

My buddy Gary Monte saw me posting this on Facebook and chimed in with this: “I started one called ‘Run Like Hell’ and we were so bad, that’s exactly what the audience did!”