Every time I stand up, a different body part hurts.  This is like the worst f***ing game of roulette ever.

I’m in a big rush today, so I’m going to have to make a few hasty generalizations.

You understand.

We thought its front wheel sheared him right in half, but it turns out it was only a false dichotomy. He was fine, but we still had to appeal to authority to make him be more careful.