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A Yuletide Flu.

So I had a Merry Sickmas.  We think it must have been some version of the flu, though it was curiously absent of any respiratory symptoms.

Trust me — the fever, fatigue and confusion were bad enough.  (Alright, yeah, the confusion for me is sort of a constant thing.)

It turns out I’m not the only one who was under the weather.  There are apparently a couple of different bugs going around; I know people from New York to Ohio for whom contagion was an unwanted present.

Anyway, pictured below is how I turned the corner on my illness.  (It’s been a slow process, but I got sick last Sunday and I feel like I am finally almost better right now.)  A fellow writer out in Arizona sent me this delectable fudge as a Festival of Lights gift, and it was one of the first things I was able to eat.  (The tiny little spoon it came with was just perfect for beginning with little bites.)

And it was at precisely that point when I stopped getting sicker and started getting better.  Fudge is superfood.



Are you … MacReady for Christmas?

I apologize.  Not for the violent satire of beloved childhood characters but for the terrible pun in the headline.

Roanokers, look out your window!! (8:23 AM.)

This is me trying to channel Andy Warhol.

It is absolutely not what I meant to create with the various shots that I edited from a single original.  But the free online … collage-maker arranged them at random.

Oh, well.  It’s … still visually interesting?  (“I’m … Ron Burgundy?”)



It’s what we call an Ericstential crisis.

(Maybe now they’ll finally get the message.)

A little present from a fellow writer.



I scream for ice cream.

So I noticed recently that there’s a new ice cream joint on South Jefferson Street.  (At least I think it’s new; it takes me forever to notice anything.)

It looks auspicous.  I might just go looking for a tall chocolate milkshake into which to drown my sorrows.



I apologize for this post.

Libertarian friend: “There is another option!  Chase Oliver!  He’s on the ballot!”

Me: “I would Chase Oliver but I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught him.”



Photo credit: Gage Skidmore from Surprise, AZ, United States of America, CC BY-SA 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons

ParaNolan Activity.

The lights flickered and a bulb started crackling; then the tv turned itself on.

That means an angel got its wings, or got caught in the power lines, or something.



People who say “I don’t trust the polls” are just being racist.

Polish people are just as honest as anybody else.