I’ve heard good things about this social media network. But I question the marketing strategy of naming it after an extinct animal.
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(Don’t get him started on Barney …)
“Someday when I have money to spare, I’m going to buy EVERY Batman comic by Arthur Miller.”
— a pal of mine, presumably expressing admiration for legendary comics creator Frank Miller
I’ll be honest with you …
I always get a little nervous when I see myself trending on Twitter.
A friend of mine told me a little while ago it was only because so many people were leaving the platform: “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”
I will never have a Christmas card this awesome.
Me being a poetry critic.
(Call me for more culinary advice.)
Me, advising a holiday menu:
“You can serve a chicken to a pescatarian because it’s okay for them to eat pesky animals.”
She would be pretty badass.
With her imagination, think of the constructs she could create.
The Silence is Deafening.
This comes pretty close to Clarice Starling’s backstory in “Silence of the Lambs.”
I don’t see the ****ing tractors in these pictures!!!!
I SWEAR to you, I keep stumbling over these “I am not a robot” tests.
I know I’m not a replicant because I don’t have any superhuman powers. (I keep checking.)
I call it “The Duke’s Tavern.”
How’s this for a stroke of genius? My latest kick is ordering large cheeseburgers from The Texas Tavern (without the relish and mustard), and then adding Duke’s Mayonnaise at home.
I AM A CONNISEUR. (Or a connoisseur. I can never spell that word on the first try.)
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 