And I thought it turned out pretty damn good. What you see are monster claw marks.
Y’know … speaking of claw marks … it occurs to me now that I still haven’t gotten to see a bear since I arrived in Southwest Virginia. I need to remedy that somehow, but I’m not sure how to go about it.
[singing to the tune of “My Sharona”]:
“FRIED BALONEY!!!!”
It’s good stuff. Thanks, Internet!
Might have to try that “fried green tomatoes” thing next, I dunno.
Update: I’m in the middle of watching “Doctor Sleep,” so YOU wash the frying pan.
Dear Kevin Feige:
Please bring Jessica Jones into the wider Marvel Cinematic Universe.
You could balance things out, Thanos-style, by killing off Star-Lord or something! Maybe Groot too, for good measure.
Sincerely,
Eric Robert Nolan
If people want to enjoy something, then let them enjoy it … there’s no point in taking their joy away by shaming them over something that brings them happiness. Be kind. JUST KIDDING — PUMPKIN PIE IS ****ING DISGUSTING — AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR YOUR PERVERSE IMPULSE TO ACTUALLY *INGEST* THE STUFF.
Update: Shephard’s pie ain’t all that great either. And I’m allowed to say that because I’m Irish.
Here’s an irony for you. I actually WOULD probably love octopus pie, if such a dish existed — and that doubtless would repulse a lot of people. But I love the squiggly little tasty fellas. OMG — they could call it “octo-pie” and its name could be a pun. I need to patent this idea.
Gonna buy me a milkshake. 🙂
Which might actually attract more followers, given its proven efficacy at bringing boys to the yard.
The spooky season is here again. As during every October, I am trying to get into the spirit of things.
I started with the quite decent vampire comedy, Netflix’ new “Day Shift” (not to be confused with the unrelated but fabulous 2014 vampire comic series, “Day Men.”) It was a fun watch. The humor and drama were frequently pretty clunky, but the vamps were scary and the fight choreography was so good it reminded me of the “Blade” trilogy.
I also caught episode 1 of AMC’s new Anne Rice adaptation, “Interview With The Vampire.” It was stylish, detailed and thoughtful and it was brutal at the end — this looks like the start of a great horror series.
Next on the list, of course, will be the resumption of AMC’s “The Walking Dead.”
By the way … . this is what I look like when I haunt your house at night.
Cheddar-burger, cheddar-burger, burnin’ in the pan.
Get rid of that smoke with the overhead fan.
I don’t wanna start an actual fire,
because then I would be a homeless man.
stupid overengineered alarm clock
HAL 9000 was easier to deal with
*&^$#
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 