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Nerd peer pressure consists of cajoling other writers into submitting their poetry to podcasts.

“Do it!  Do it!  Everybody’s doing it!  I just did it!  See?”



This is how I glare at the drones circling overhead.

YOU SENT THEM, DIDN’T YOU?!!??!

Hey, whatever happened to those flocks of mystery zones that comprised a national mystery like … six months ago?  Do you guys remember that?  Everyone in the northeast was seeing drones and reporting them to the police and Congress and the FAA.

Did we ever find out what the deal was with that?



Bull.

You guys know I love “28 Days Later,” but I’ve seen it multiple times and Sandra Bullock is NOT in the movie.



 

(I’m a man of few words.)

“WORD BLITZ.”

The actual World War II Blitz in London was probably less difficult.

Why do I suck at this?  The college friend with whom I play online routinely gets TEN TIMES my score.  (Dammit, Janet.)  You’d think I’d be good with words, what with all the poemy-type things and the stories and such.

Nope.  People who are currently LEARNING the English language are probably better at this than I am.

I’m terrible at Scrabble too.  So if we’re at a party together, do NOT pick me for your team!  

(I’m kidding, of course.  I don’t get invited to parties.)



Anyway, my hair looks grayt.

Grayt.

A review of “28 Years Later” (2025)

Perhaps predictably, I truly enjoyed “28 Years Later” (2025).  It wasn’t a perfect film, but it was damned good; I’d rate it a 9 out of 10 on the Nolan scale.  Screenwriter Alex Garland and director Danny Boyle are still the dream team for stylish, breakneck-paced action-horror.  (It was their incendiary creative alchemy gave us the classic 2002 original film, “28 Days Later.”)

The movie has beautiful acting across the board, kinetic action sequences, decent makeup effects, convincing sets, a resonant theme and some gorgeous cinematography.  (I keep reading that the film was shot with … iPhones?  All of it?  Really?)

Jodie Comer and Ralph Fiennes absolutely shine; Aaron Taylor-Johnson is also quite good.  But I particularly enjoyed the performance of 14-year-old Alfie Williams, whose character’s coming-of-age comprises the human story of the film.

On the downside, “28 Years Later” has some problems with pacing and structure — although things like those are especially subjective, and other viewers will hardly notice.

Several characters make decisions that are … baffling.  (Yes, I do realize that Williams’ character is supposed to be 12 years old, and that this is a horror movie.  But … seriously, wtf, kiddo?)  And there are some larger plot questions that I can’t really expand upon for fear of spoilers.

Finally, an abrupt change of tone at the end of the film left me feeling a little nonplussed.  It might make sense in a larger context — the next “28” installment is due out in only six months, and the hard left turn we see in the final moments might be validated where the next movie picks up.  For now, though, I have mixed feelings about this ending.  (I want to know why a lengthy, somber meditation on mortality should end like a Saturday morning cartoon.)

I cheerfully recommend this!  It is obviously not for the faint of heart, but it is highly effective action-horror that still manages to catch the viewer off guard.  And Boyle delivers it with oddball, feverish finesse.




My friend wrote this for me!!

To Eric, Bearer of the Burning Quill—

Your tales crash upon the mind like thunder in a cursed valley. Each sentence is a step deeper into the dark—no lantern, no map, only the promise of revelation… or ruin.

I clutch your pages like a dying man clings to legend. If this be madness, I follow gladly.

—In trembling reverence,
An Explorer who’s forgotten how to turn back  [ — Joe Thill]

Thanks, Joe!!  This might be the coolest compliment I’ve ever received.  🙂



This just in — getting old sucks.

Film at 11.

And tune in tomorrow for a special report on The Existential Vacuum!