… it looks like they’re still not wearing masks at the Trump rallies.
(It’s okay not to laugh. This is such an obscure movie joke that only 40-something horror nerds will get it.)
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So this is my Halloween costume.
Just gonna strap it to my head and go as the Vice President of the United States.
“GET OUT!”
I, for one, think the Vice President performed remarkably well at last night’s debate — especially right after being harassed by demons at that house in Amityville.
(It’s a 90’s thing. You wouldn’t understand.)
Somebody tell Mike Pence that his Aeon Flux impression needs a little work.
Green Lantern goes camping.
Two last summer pics before I start getting in gear for fall. So long, blue Virginia wildflowers.
The President of the United States is in quarantine.
At this point, the Republicans might as well replace their elephant emblem with a plague rat.
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“Orange is the New Crap”
I called Trump a dirty word.
Here I stand in Facebook jail.
Now my voice remains unheard!
Curse that pompous orange whale!!!
“Jail: the Only Remedy,” Walter H. Gallaway, circa 1902
YOU’D ACTUALLY BE SURPRISED AT THE THINGS I CAN WRITE.
LIFE imitates ART?!
One of these is my long-haired pandemic giant nerd head.
One of these is Katsushika Hokusai’s “The Great Wave Off Kanagawa” (color woodblock, 19th Century Edo period). YOU CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE CAN YOU?
WE ARE CURSED TO LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES.
Wow. 40.
Hey, gang — thank you for all of the kind, funny and thoughtful well wishes for my birthday yesterday! You guys are the greatest!!
40 is a big year — and a big milestone — but you all made it a little easier for me to process. Love ya!!
[Update: Certain nefarious actors are perpetrating the HOAX that I am 48. This is FAKE NEWS. SAD!!]
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 