Have you heard my joke about Oedipus?

He didn’t have a girlfriend, exactly.

But he had a significant mother.

The consensus online is that this is a typo — they probably meant to say “NO PETS.”

But you can never be too careful.

You guys hear the one about the Christian who conscientiously wore a mask every time he left his house?

He did not Covid his neighbor, he did not Covid his neighbor’s house, he did not Covid his neighbor’s wife, he did not Covid his neighbor’s manservants …