I hope you’ve got something fun planned. Granted, I don’t exactly look terrifying in my discount glow-in-the-dark hockey mask, but hey.
I DO have an excellent Halloween pun for you.
If I summon two demons today to do my bidding, but instead elect to lease them out to you, why is that a GOOD thing?
Because it makes me the lessor of two evils.
Damn, I’m good.
… it looks like they’re still not wearing masks at the Trump rallies.
(It’s okay not to laugh. This is such an obscure movie joke that only 40-something horror nerds will get it.)
Just gonna strap it to my head and go as the Vice President of the United States.
I, for one, think the Vice President performed remarkably well at last night’s debate — especially right after being harassed by demons at that house in Amityville.
Somebody tell Mike Pence that his Aeon Flux impression needs a little work.
Two last summer pics before I start getting in gear for fall. So long, blue Virginia wildflowers.
At this point, the Republicans might as well replace their elephant emblem with a plague rat.
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I called Trump a dirty word.
Here I stand in Facebook jail.
Now my voice remains unheard!
Curse that pompous orange whale!!!
“Jail: the Only Remedy,” Walter H. Gallaway, circa 1902
One of these is my long-haired pandemic giant nerd head.
One of these is Katsushika Hokusai’s “The Great Wave Off Kanagawa” (color woodblock, 19th Century Edo period). YOU CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE CAN YOU?
WE ARE CURSED TO LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 