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Throwback Thursday: the fabled rotating comic stand!

Yep.  When I was in kid on Long Island, it would be either war comics (especially Sgt. Rock), Conan the Barbarian (or his himbo spiritual cousin, Ka-Zar the Savage) any of the various Archie titles, or a horror comic.  (I thought superhero comics were stupid when I was a kid.  In order for a comic to entertain me, it had to include war, swords, Archie or monsters).

When I was in the fifth or sixth grade, my dad would occasionally  pick me up titles that only seemed available in Manhattan, where he worked as a bus driver — books like the 1980’s iteration of the Blackhawk Allied commandoes or (joy and rapture) The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones.  (Maybe Indy’s title adhered more loosely to the rule of thumb I cited above, but that was forgivable, because it was the greatest comic book ever created.)

The last time I saw a rotating rack like this was … 1993?  1994?   For a while, it was neat little fixture of the 7-11 along Route 1 just outside Mary Washington College in Fredericksburg, Virginia.  You could make a run for coffee or nachos at any hour and snag a comic while you were at it.  By then, I was thoroughly entrenched in the DC and Marvel superhero pantheons.  (A really cool goth kid in my freshman dorm had shown me Frank Miller’s work, and I was hooked.)



“Kerry,” by Robert James Nolan

My father was a poet too.  He wrote this for my sister Kerry for her 16th birthday.

There are a couple of references here that might be confusing … Longwood was the name of our high school.  (Students were known as “Lions” and the cheerleaders were “Lionettes.”)  And my sister wore an eyepatch when she was very young to correct a vision issue.



“Kerry,” by Robert James Nolan

I’ve a daughter (name of Kerry), she is my second born,

She’s as pretty as a sunset and as graceful as a fawn.

And, though not really a healthy child (we once thought she was dying),

She beat all the odds against her, ’cause she tried (and kept on trying!)

When just a babe, she had to wear a patch upon her eye,

And she wore it, though she couldn’t understand the reason why.

She wore it when she played jump rope, and jacks and Barbie dolls,

She wore it playing hide-and-seek in Forest Park’s green knolls.

She wore it when she went to school (I know THAT was hard to do.)

She wore it and she didn’t complain (hey girl, we’re proud of you)!

Now she’s all grown up and popular (her friends are always callin’).

And at school it is for Kerry Jeanne the boys are always fallin’.

She is a famous Longwood Lionette and a rising Longwood Track star,

And everyone who knows her says, “That girl is sure to go far.”

And Kerry’s quite the baker (baking is a family trait).

She makes chocolate chocolate-chip cookies that really are first-rate.

She can swim like a fish and dive like a seal with hardly a splash or bubble.

And does gymnastics routines with an elegant ease (though the times tables still give her trouble).

There’s a whole lot more that I could say about our Kerry Jeanne,

And the tings that she’s accomplished (though she’s still not quite sixteen).

But instead I’ll ask the question. “Kerry, wouldn’t it be fun …

“To memorize the times tables before you’re 21?”



Poets Anonymous will publish my work in its upcoming annual Gathering anthology

I am so pleased to share here that Poets Anonymous will yet again publish my work in its annual Gathering anthology; my poem “As Silver as the Stars You Tried to Rival” will appear in Gathering 2025.

You can preorder a copy of the book right here at the Local Gems Press website.  The launch event will be on August 27th in Chantilly, Virginia.  (Details are at the website.)

This will be the third year running that Poets Anonymous has selected my writing for this annual collection.  I am grateful to Lesley Tyson and Megan McDonald of Poets Anonymous, along with James P. Wagner of the Bards Initiative.



I’m a Fred I have another bad pun for you.

So here’s the plan — I’m gonna move back to my college town of Fredericksburg, Virginia, and start a poetry group there.

Gonna call it “Fred Poets Society.”

(I already e-mailed my old writing prof and told him he had to be our Mr. Keating.)



Throwback Thursday: “The Return of the Living Dead” (1985)!

One of my tragic flaws is that I am consistently late to the party when it comes to cool stuff.  (Seriously.)  So I never saw “Return of the Living Dead” (1985) in the 80’s.  I saw it around … 1993 or 1994, I guess,  on VHS tape in the Mary Washington College dorm room of Rhett Carlson and Nickolai Butkevich.

I truly enjoyed it, which is unusual for a horror-comedy.  (Movies can either scare me or make me laugh, but they can rarely do both.)  Yes, I am one of the people out there who finds “Return of the Living Dead” genuinely creepy.  C’mon … it’s got decent makeup effects — and both the “Tarman” zombie and the slab woman, for example, are pretty well executed monsters.

Hey … there’s a remake due out this Christmas.  I guess we’ll have to wait and see if it’s any good.



Happy Return of the Living Dead Day!!

Celebrate responsibly.  Remember that, in Virginia, it is a Class 4 misdemeanor to enter a cemetery after dark without consent.


Source: Horrorweekly on Facebook

(I’m a man of few words.)

“WORD BLITZ.”

The actual World War II Blitz in London was probably less difficult.

Why do I suck at this?  The college friend with whom I play online routinely gets TEN TIMES my score.  (Dammit, Janet.)  You’d think I’d be good with words, what with all the poemy-type things and the stories and such.

Nope.  People who are currently LEARNING the English language are probably better at this than I am.

I’m terrible at Scrabble too.  So if we’re at a party together, do NOT pick me for your team!  

(I’m kidding, of course.  I don’t get invited to parties.)



Anyway, my hair looks grayt.

Grayt.

Bulb Culture Collective features my poem “Contagion is a Despot Poet”

I’m so happy today to see my poem “Contagion is a Despot Poet” featured by Bulb Culture Collective!

You can find it right here.

Thank you again, Ms. L. M. Cole and Mr. Jared Povanda, for selecting my work.  🙂



So I passed a couple of nice milestones yesterday.

I’ve now been published throughout 60 periodicals in 11 countries and five continents.  It’s a good feeling.  🙂

[Update — I edited the headline to correctly read “passed a couple of nice milestones” instead of “hitting” them.  Because that’s an entirely different metaphor.]