All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

Poster for “10 Cloverfield Lane” (2016)

Paramount Pictures.

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Another Donald Trump Limerick …

The #Dimericks hashtag has died down a bit on Twitter, but I couldn’t resist just one more limerick at Donald Trump’s expense …

There once was a doltish aggressor
who lied at his pandemic presser.
He figured he’d use
his tried-and-true ruse
of blaming his black predecessor.

 

 

 

I TOLD you I have big hair.

Damn thing needs its own zip code.

Unless I get it cut once a month, I turn into Mr. Glass from “Unbreakable.”

Or maybe Beaker the muppet at disillusioned midlife.

Meep.

 

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Poster for “Topiel” (1917)

“Abyss.”  Polonia Moskwa.  Poland.

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The Daily Show: “Saluting the Heroes of the Pandumbic”

I am linking here to The Daily’s Show’s official Youtube Channel, so that you can watch a supercut now making the rounds everywhere on social media — “Heroes of the Pandumbic.”

It is presented without comment.

 

Cover to “Tales From the Crypt” #24, Al Feldstein, 1951

E.C. Comics.

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This kite stuck in a tree on a rainy day might be the best metaphor for 2020 ever.

Unless … maybe if the tree was also on fire.

And I’m not going that far for a good photo.  I’ve got enough problems.

 

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Poster for “Justice League” (2017)

Warner Bros. Pictures.

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Throwback Thursday: this 1970’s Slinky commercial!

Slinkys are still sold today — but I’ll always remember it as a staple of the 1970’s, when I was a toddler.  It was one of my favorite toys.

I remember occasionally needing help from an older sibling to get it to “walk” down the stairs, as it was intended to do.  (Again, I was never the brightest bulb in the socket.)  I also frequently got it so tangled up that it looked like one of those razored traps from the modern “Saw” films — and an adult had to fix that.  But it was always fun while it lasted.

There’s a pretty cute story about the toy’s origin right here at The National Museum of Play.

 

Cover to “House of Mystery” #171, Nick Cardy, 1967

DC Comics.

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