That awkward moment when the doctor shines that light in your inner ear, and you take your glasses off so he can better see in there.

Also … it makes me feel really old when they give me that cheery thumbs-up and say “Stay active!!”  I liked it a lot better when I was a young man and they were all like, JESUS, SLOW THE F*** DOWN.

Fun fact — I actually broke those very same glasses when I got home by sitting on them.  So that’s sort of an O’Henry ending for our story today.