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“Grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console …”

The Prayer of St. Francis

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace,
Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy;

O Divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
to be loved as to love.

For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.

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Image: “The Legend of St. Francis,” detail, Giotto di Bondone, circa 1297, image selected from Wikimedia Commons

A quick review of “Poltergeist” (2015)

“Poltergeist” (2015) is an unnecessary and generally lackluster remake of the 1982 classic; I’d give it a 5 out of 10.

I wouldn’t recommend seeing this movie out of curiosity about how modern special effects might update the story.  They’re good, but not great.  The 80’s practical effects of the original worked far better.

I also wouldn’t recommend seeing this movie because you’re a Sam Rockwell fan.  The guy is amazing, but the script here doesn’t let him shine.  He’s miscast as a vaguely ineffectual and somewhat unlikable Dad.

I just can’t recommend paying the ticket price for this movie at all, if you’ve got the original lying around on DVD — the first film offered far more charm and spooky fun.

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Bauer tends to corrupt. AND ABSOLUTE BAUER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.

So the nerd news grapevine (read: Internet) is now suggesting that the “24” universe will return without Kiefer Sutherland leading the action as Jack Bauer:

Fox Is Spinning Off ’24’ With A New Leading Man

I myself am okay with this, although of course I would much prefer the full return of everyone’s favorite and most torturific hero.  Sutherland was the star of “24,” but not the only star.  Another was the “24” universe itself, littered with gritty pathos and wonderfully rendered with a fast pace and tight editing.

Years ago, I opined that Carlos Bernard’s character, Tony Almeida, might have been able to carry the program if Sutherland left.  Tony always seemed like a kinder, gentler Jack … a guy you could work with who would not murder you if you screwed up.  I thought he could be more human and identifiable than Jack, in some ways.  (Certain subsequent changes to the character make this a moot suggestion.)

Then there was Kate Morgan in “Day 9,” quite capably played by Yvonne Strahovski.  Morgan had so much in common with Bauer that I honestly thought at the time that the screenwriters were grooming her to replace Jack, who I predicted would die by the end of the “Day.”  She’s even got the blond hair down.  I used to call her Chick-Jack.  (Sorry, ladies.)

It would be cool if this could still happen.  A tough rogue female agent could change things up a bit, the actress is very good, and “Day 9” would have nice continuity with whatever direction the new show takes.

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This makes me think of Shawn Degnan, Jason Huhn and Adam Huhn, and telling ghost stories under the porch.

Not to mention Peter Hughes and Keith Nagel, who loved the movies as I did.

Also Michael Wagner.  (We won’t call him “Mikey” here, because he eventually grew to hate that.)  If you can somehow read this, Michael, then know that you still inhabit the fine summer memories of this kid from the old neighborhood.

All the kids explored the woods.  You left the path ahead of us, and are now finding the places that the rest of us can only guess about.  Rest easy, Fellow Adventurer.

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My buddy Len met Max Brooks at Phoenix Comicon!!!

At this point, I more or less consider my college alum Len Ornstein as an official correspondent for this blog, even though I hesitate to guess if he’d even care for such a distinction.  Just about anything you see here that is newsworthy or current owes to Len’s helpful vigilance and his e-mails.  (Recall, please, that I recently provided a helpful review of Season 1 of “The X Files.”  Also, I haven’t been able to watch “Gotham” or “Daredevil” because I am lately getting too into “The Lone Gunmen” from 2001.  Seriously.)

Anyway, Len attended the Phoenix Comicon this past weekend, and helpfully shared the experience with those less cool.  And he was fortunate enough to meet the one and only MAX BROOKS.  You guys know that Brooks is the author of the seminal, maybe even genre-redefining zombie apocalypse novel, “World War Z.”  (And if you don’t know that, then get off my blog and go read about Louisa May Alcott or something.)  Brooks is pictured at left below, Len is at right.

I am such a fan of the book that I’ve read it at least three times.  It was like George A. Romero meets Tom Clancy, and it is one of the most fun books I’ve ever read.  Its predecessor (and de facto prologue, I’d suggest) was “The Zombie Survival Guide.”

Len says that Brooks talked about the widespread criticism of the putative film “adaptation” of “World War Z,” namely how it had nothing in common with his book (although Brooks also did say it was entertaining and lucrative).  The author said he couldn’t really claim that Hollywood butchered his novel, because so little of the novel had been used.  After he sold the rights, he had no creative input for it.

I humbly opine that the movie gets just a little too much bad press.  Visit any Internet message boards about it, and you might get the impression that its more commonly accepted title is “The Brad Pitt Zombie Movie That Sucked.”  I myself am a die-hard fan of the original book, but I still loved the movie.

It wasn’t a Romero film, and it wasn’t “The Walking Dead.”   (And it certainly wasn’t the book.)  But … that’s just fine, in my opinion.  It was different.  It was a bangin’, epic, global monster war movie with some amazing action set pieces.  I think the siege of the walled Jerusalem (a subplot that actually WAS from the book), was alone well worth the price of a ticket.  Not every zombie movie has to have the same tone and narrative as Romero’s work or Robert Kirkman’s work.  Arnold Schwarzenegger’s recent “Maggie” film showed us, for example, that very different zombie movies can still be incredibly good.

My only real criticism of the “World War Z” movie was that its plot resolution seemed … pretty damned risky.  Isn’t there a pretty obvious danger connected with the defense employed by Pitt’s character?  Maybe I missed something.

Thanks for checking in with us, Len!!

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Support “Next Steps!”

My fellow Mary Washington College alumnus Russell Morgan is developing what promises to be an outstanding Fredericksburg-based television drama: “Next Steps.”  Please stop by his (rather well done) Indiegogo page here, and read up on his ambitious plans for a unique television show:

http://igg.me/at/Next-Steps/x/10747104

Yes, I may be somewhat biased here, as Russ is an actor and screenwriter who also happens to be a very dear old friend.  But if you get acquainted with “Next Steps” at the page linked above, you’ll see that it really is an ambitious project benefiting from visible talent and great commitment.

As Russ says, please support “Next Steps” financially, if you can.  But if you’re not in a position to do that, then please help spread the word and share this Indiegogo page.

I am especially looking at YOU, MWC grads!  Please share the link, and support a determined classmate’s very creative vision.

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Publication Notice: Aphelion Webzine to feature “Iphigenia’s Womb.”

The good folks over at Aphelion Webzine informed me today that my poem, “Iphigenia’s Womb,” will appear soon in its upcoming June issue.

Thanks to Poetry and Filk Editor Iain Muir for another great opportunity to share my writing with fans of fantasy and mythology!

I’ll post a link when the piece appears.

That girl WAS Debbie Harry, right?

If everybody could stop Facebooking and blogging about “Videodrome” (1983), that’d be just fine.

I will never understand this movie.  It has been described as “postmodern,” and that is a word I cannot understand, despite looking it up and having friends explain it to me.  (Seriously.  And that somehow makes the intellectual emasculation I feel by “Videodrome” even worse.)

I still insist that this “classic” is unpleasant and incomprehensible.  The following is all that I can glean:

1)  There are televisions.  The televisions are bad.

2)  People join a cult or something.

3)  James Woods loses his everlovin’ MIND, and starts shouting … political tirades?  He … wants to start a revolution?  But whose side is he on?  IS HE FOR OR AGAINST THE TELEVISIONS?

4)  This movie makes VHS tapes more disturbing than, say … the “VHS” horror movies.

5)  Debbie Harry is in there somewhere.  Debbie, what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?  Sing me “Rapture,” Debbie.

6)  That girl WAS Debbie Harry, right?

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“Live Free or Die,” by Paul F. Lenzi

Paul F. Lenzi has written a terrific short free-verse poem with one of my favorite quotes as a motif.  Enjoy it here over at his blog:

Live Free or Die.

For anyone interested, I believe the quote is most commonly attributed to Revolutionary War General John Stark: “Live free or die; death is not the worst of evils.”

I think it was a postwar toast with his men.  It seems like a fine sentiment to which to raise a glass.

I want this framed.

I am not so intense a fan that I need to pursue the first editions, but I would eventually love to have certain artwork in my home.

“The desert was the apotheosis of all deserts, huge, standing to the sky for what looked like eternity in all directions. It was white and blinding and waterless and without feature save for the faint, cloudy haze of the mountains which sketched themselves on the horizon and the devil-grass which brought sweet dreams, nightmares, death. An occasional tombstone sign pointed the way, for once the drifted track that cut its way through the thick crust of alkali had been a highway. Coaches and buckas had followed it. The world had moved on since then. The world had emptied.”

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