“Would you come into my Parler?” said The Spider to The Fly.

“There’s news for real Americans — the MAGA girls and guys!

The way into my Parler is up a winding stair.

If you have a brain or conscience, just leave them out there.”

“Oh yes, yes,” said the little Fly, “a place to bash and blame

those party-pooping liberals who fact-check all my claims!”