“Like an obese turtle /on his back flailing …”

I added line breaks to Anderson Cooper’s on-air description of President Trump tonight. Now it’s a short poem.

Like an obese turtle
on his back flailing
in the hot sun realizing
his time is over
and trying to take everyone down
with him.

— Anderson Cooper

Not sure where to go with this.

Being a writer, I’d like to think I have pretty good understanding of the nuances of words.

If you try to prevent votes from being counted, that makes you a LITERAL enemy of democracy, right?

You would be an enemy of democracy IN THE SIMPLEST AND MOST LITERAL SENSE of that term.

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COUNT THE VOTES. COUNT THE VOTES. COUNT THE VOTES.

If you try to prevent another American’s vote from being counted (or support those who do), you ought to be ****ing ashamed of yourself.

This is America. We count votes here.

If you don’t like it, go to North Korea. And take your babbling cult leader with you.

Re: the “stop the count” Trump supporters

Re: the “stop the count” Trump supporters trying to prevent votes from being counted by swarming the Detroit Convention Center right now.

It is election interference, plain and simple.

It is a felony.


It is shameful.

It is unamerican.

And the minute one uses threats or violence to achieve their stated aim, it essentially becomes an act of terrorism (i.e., employing threats or violence against targeted civilians to effect a desired political change).

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People are using the word “coup.”

As of this writing (2:46 AM), Biden is reportedly still ahead in both the electoral and popular vote.

Yet I’m reading that Trump declared victory and says he is going to go to the Supreme Court to have voting stopped.

“This is a major fraud on our nation … so we’ll be going to the US Supreme Court. We want all voting to stop.”

He seems to be making no effort to hide the fact that he simply wishes that certain votes not be counted. As far as I can tell so far, he’s not even offering a rationale …

Stopping voting by fiat? Even if he wins legitimately (which is quite possible), this is still the action of a despot.

If I am reading this wrong, please feel free to correct me.

Update: most of you all are already aware that conventional wisdom says that mail-in ballots will favor Biden.

Update 2: This is is insane.

From CNN: “It is a distressing moment for me as a long time Republican to see a call to disenfranchise so many people,” said [Republican election lawyer Ben Ginsberg.] “…What the President said tonight is not only unprecedented and it not only lacks any basis in the law, it really is a disservice to all the other men and women who are on the ballot as Republicans today.”

When asked by CNN’s Jake Tapper whether he’d every seen anything like this from a President, he replied, “No. Not even close.”

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Donald Trump Limericks!

I’m sharing these again just for fun before Tuesday.  People really seem to like them.

Donald Trump Limerick #1

If Don was unloved by his Mama,
it would explain a lot of the drama —
his low self-esteem,
and his feverish dream
of being more loved than Obama.

Donald Trump Limerick #2

There once was a doltish aggressor
who lied at his pandemic presser.
He figured he’d use
his tried-and-true ruse
of blaming his black predecessor.

Donald Trump Limerick #3

There once was a man who was slow
who got caught in a quid pro quo.
He was following orders
from outside our borders
from a KGB agent and foe.

Donald Trump Limerick #4

There once was a dumb demagogue
whose thoughts were always a fog.
He was ever perplexed
by dementia’s effects
and came off like a sputtering hog.

Donald Trump Limerick #5

There once was a man from Manhattan
whose pockets he wanted to fatten.
He couldn’t predict
that the law was so strict
and Pelosi’s as tough as George Patton.

Donald Trump Limerick #6

And now the disordered goon
is hell-bent on mining the moon.
The strange new digression
leaves us the impression
that he’s a distractible loon.

(c) 2019 Eric Robert Nolan

Down in the Dirt releases its November 2020 Issue: Pipe Dreams

Down in the Dirt released its November 2020 Issue: Pipe Dreams today; if you get your hands on a copy, then please check out my poem “An Ode to the Paintings of a Newly Discovered Artist.”

You can order a hard copy of the magazine right here over at Amazon.

Or, you can read the poem for free in the magazine’s online edition right here.

Thanks, as always, to Janet Kuypers for selecting my poetry for this outstanding literary magazine!

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