“He was a scrawny white kid with junkie eyes …”

“He was a scrawny white kid with junkie eyes and no place for his hands, but he had the look.”

— “Night Ride,” by Charles Beaumont, Playboy Magazine, March 1957.

My buddy Pete Harrison just sent me the above.  When I asked him if the quote was a reference to me, he stayed assiduously quiet.  Another commenter opined, “At least you’ve got the look.  That’s something.”

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“Roses Are Red,” by Eric Robert Nolan

“Roses Are Red” is my fourth entry for the 5-Day Poetry Challenge:

“Roses Are Red,” by Eric Robert Nolan

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This poem doesn’t rhyme,

Motherfucker.

(c) Eric Robert Nolan 2015

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To all of my gay friends — CONGRATULATIONS!

You guys worked incredibly hard for marriage equality, and you deserve your landmark victory!

Now go get HITCHED, ya crazy kids!!  I expect a wedding invitation, and I expect to be introduced to various sisters and bridesmaids at the reception.  I also expect that a poem written on a napkin will be a graciously accepted wedding present.

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Shia LaBeouf is going to kick my ass.

Unless I “just DO IT!!!”

I don’t know what “IT” is, exactly, but I believe that I CAN do it.  Because “NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.”

I actually like LaBeouf in certain roles.  Since when did he get all Anakin Skywalker on all of us?  I have noticed for the first time tonight that his surname is almost an anagram for “Beowulf.”

What was his name in the fourth “Indiana Jones” film again?  “Buff?”  “Pug?”  “Buck??”  I can’t remember.

DO IT!!!

My review of “The X Files,” Season 2.

After a shaky Season 1, the second season of “The X Files” showed it coming into its own and becoming the classic sci-fi horror show that I remember. I’d give it a 9 out of 10.

The program got scarier, tighter, and better directed. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson settled into their roles, and became the unique characters fan loved, and their trademark dry banter and sexual tension finally appeared. The overarching plotlines and themes also more or less really made their first appearance in Season 2. The conspiracy and “The Project” finally take shape, with characters like Alex Krycek, The Well Manicured Man and Bill Mulder becoming part of the story, and the sadness and sense of tragedy that pervaded the series became a part of most of the show’s episodes – even the standalone monster-of-the-week episodes.

There were really only four misfires — “Little Green Men,” “3,” “Firewalker” and “Fearful Symmetry” were weak. The rest of the season was quite good.

Some of the eps, like “F. Emasculata,” “Aubrey,” “Irresistible,” and “Our Town” were genuinely scary. Just about any fan of the show will name the hilarious “Humbug” as a classic. And the mythology episodes, while not always frightening, were at least great sci-fi thrillers – especially the fantastic and perfect classic eps, “Colony” and “Endgame.”

Great stuff.

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“The 5 Day Poetry Challenge (III),” by Dennis Villelmi

Dennis Villelmi published an outstanding piece last night for his own third entry into the 5-Day Poetry Challenge.

You can find it over at his blog, “a death’s head in green light,” right here:

The 5 Day Poetry Challenge (III).

“hens staring upward,” by Eric Robert Nolan

I wrote this a few months back; today it is my third entry for the 5-Day Poetry Challenge.  [EDIT: the formatting is fixed!!]

 

“hens staring upward,” by Eric Robert Nolan

Please

stop

fleeing me so frequently at Atlantic City.

It happens every night now.

 

I

look

over at the slot machine you occupied and only see

some strange man, finer than I am, and industrious.

All the ringing bells announce

his inauguration.

All the flashing lights

strobe his sharper features.

It makes me wake and makes me

artlessly craft a

hard discordant poetry.

 

Remember Atlantic City?

We took a flight despite its easy drive.

It’s a funny word, “flight.”

It can mean

to seize the sky as the cardinal might

and the hen cannot –

the conquest, the flashing red ascent to sky and space.

Or it can mean departure,

as one escapes from another.

 

Just

about

three times a week

I am at that strange and nameless airport in my sleep

where the planes will not take flight.

High white walls vault up.

The hangars all are locked and vacant.

Clocks speed backward.

Incoherent porters

clutch and curse at suitcases.

The bathrooms smell like beer.

 

Other would-be passengers

harbor nascent aneuryisms.

Children chatter like hectic apes.

Their fathers all are drunk, their mothers

suffer black and scandalous sudden miracles in the airport lounge,

each reaching orgasm

at the taste of stale sandwiches.

Convulsing, their eyes roll back

Their slow moans hasten into screams,

Their slim arms raised, but

Indolent husbands with rictus grins

will only clutch at their jackets,

at hidden iron flasks.

 

All the long lines lead

only to exits.

All the flight announcements

are harshly lit in dead and inscrutable languages:

strange Aramaic,

or Latin’s various precursors:

embittered early Germanic and

jumbled Etruscan.

Only two words are clear:

“DEPARTURES HERE.”

 

I need to fly to you.

I need to see you in person but

the attendants in my nightmare all

are comatose at the counters.

Sleeping pilots sag in chairs.

In an airport bar,

the dead slouch over snifters.

A bartender is bones.

Down a white corridor

A stewardess in sing-song voice

will wrongly remember a verse and reduce

Dante to gibberish.

Shakespeare is made as profane

as a syphilitic kiss.

On her lips, Eliot

becomes a barking dog.

My ticket is illegible –

its scrawled words

read like the bray of an ass,

or my own words.

 

You left me once.

Now stay

in the various safe and certain places free of sadness found

in the attention of better men.

Please, Audrey.

Please.

It was human for you to leave me once

But cruel for you to do so

over and over and over in my dreams.

Upon waking I can only console

myself with stilted meter

and the misspelled names of cities.

 

I

am

unsaved by my similes,

mere alliteration and unmeasured verse in an amateur’s awkward

clutch of unkempt metaphors,

the thinly veiled and even conscious

failed emulation of Auden,

the maudlin, the guttural hen

aspiring to such song as only the cardinal is capable.

 

Your

last

words to me are now familiar nocturnes.

Stars will nightly light your verbs.

Every waning moon will arc

over your exact nouns and careful platitudes,

Your eloquence in leaving me,

The precision in “goodbye.”

The flashing rebuke in the narrowing blue

of your eyes is concise.

The blue-black and deepening, freezing dark violet

of heaven will always observe your departure,

your ordered logic.

Its witness is the vacuum.

Its witness is the endless expanse of space.

 

I

write

but my words

are only hens with dull black eyes –

hens staring upward –

beholding the sky and its occasional

darting scarlet of cardinals in flight.

 

I

love

but my words

are only untidy, unmannered motifs –

as devoid of hope or order as

feral children in the snow, starving in a March forest.

 

(c) Eric Robert Nolan 2015

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“Hannibal” was cancelled.

It looks as though this third season … MIGHT be its last.  There seems to be a lot of speculation out there about whether a fourth season may be possible via streaming services like Netflix or Amazon Prime.  I myself can’t tell if I should be optimistic … apparently if NBC cancelled the show early this season, the producers “have time” to shop for another carrier?

They say that the show has a fervent cult following, but no wide audience.  I’m forced to admit that this makes sense to me — the program’s gore probably turned off some viewers; its unexpectedly slow pacing (which allowed for a cerebral script) probably lost even more.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/hannibal-canceled-nbc-seasons-article-1.2267674

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“Second Entry,” by Eric Robert Nolan

I am cheating

on the 5-Day Poetry Challenge

merely by adding

line breaks to a sentence.

(c)  Eric Robert Nolan 2015

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(I suggest that this piece works on a number of levels, most notably the levels of “suck” and “I am really busy today.”)

“You’re a Broken Phonograph,” by Eric Robert Nolan

Let’s try this again … after wrestling with formatting issues, I have somewhat better presented my first entry into the 5-Day Poetry Challenge:

“You’re a Broken Phonograph,” by Eric Robert Nolan

You’re baggage.

You’re a scratched penny on a gravel street.

Your memory is a cheap souvenir from an ill-advised journey that is wished forgotten. You were purchased drunk on a mercilessly hot noon at a roadside stand. The vendor resembled Browning’s “hoary cripple” — all eager eyes and veiled laughter. His smile is frequented by gold teeth — intermittent shining sentries on a rampart grin. His front pockets are stuffed with bills, like twin plump denim ticks; their fangs are dollars’ corners. Your overpriced bauble shines at midday, but every additional dusk renders it lower into dulling shades of deep sepia. The paint flakes off — it falls to the windowsill now like the dead wings of moths. The wise advise its removal; the paint is toxic.

Your image is the aged face of a staid statesman on a stamp, an unremembered lawmaker.

You’re a broken phonograph.

You’re a photo of a burned out building.

Your presence is a preening blackbird at the lawn.

You’re quick to open your legs, but slow to close your mouth.

You’re easy sex, but difficult company.

You’re a cheap date, but a costly acquaintance.

No matter where and when another man will lie beside you, you’re alone.

Your future is all awkward mornings, sunsets that are calls to arms, disenchanted midnights, men misunderstood,

“friends of friends,” “friends” instead of lovers, men recommended, men paid for,

their loins emptied first, their hearts emptied after, both by your mouth,

men slipping out, at sunrise, stealthily before you wake, like cats smelling better breakfast elsewhere.

(c)  Eric Robert Nolan 2015

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