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You know what, Math?! F@‪#‎K‬ YOU TOO.

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I m going to be up all night thinking about this video.

See the link:

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What’s in a name?

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I have been enlisted by my friend Maryanne to find a cool and original name for her new puppy — something with Gaelic, Latin or folklore origins.

I blanked out, but my writer friends came through with flying colors.

Finder-Of-Good-Things Wednesday Lee Friday passed along to me this website, which she said was indispensable for writers.  And, MAN is it cool!  Check it out:

http://www.behindthename.com/

Thanks, Wednesday!

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I NEED READING GLASSES.

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A friend of mine sent me a note saying she’d be busy today because her children had a “day full of recitals.”

I at first read “a day full of rectals,” and concluded she was being entirely overscrupulous where her children’s health is concerned.

I NEED READING GLASSES.

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I am thinking of renaming this website. Whaddya think of these?

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1)  Portrait of the Artist as a Jung Man

2)  The Po’ Man’s Poe

3)  Pay No Attention to the Nerd Behind the Curtain

4)  All Auden, All the Time

5)  Eric Robert Nolan: Sleep With Me and I’ll Write a Poem About It

6)  The Boy Who Cried Wolf

7)   Eric Robert Nolan: Slow In Writing Sequels

8)  The Poetry of Andy Kaufman (I’m Still Alive and This Is My Nom de Plume)

9)  Nolan Country For Old Men

10)  Nolan Ventured, Nolan Gained

11)   Eric Nolan: Preternaturally Garrulous (I’ve been told that I overuse both words.)

12)  The Writing of Eric Nolan: More Wolves and Birds than a God Damn National Forest

13)  Wait … That Guy Who’s Always On Facebook ALSO HAS A BLOG?!

14)  Just Say Nolan

15)  That 90’s Guy

16)  British People Are Mean To Me

17)  Nerdiopathy

18)  I Know Why The Caged Nerd Sings

 

 

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As of yesterday, the work of Dennis Villelmi can be considered a major influence on my poetry.

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I just consulted thesaurus.com for help with a poem.

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And today’s “Word of the Day” is “prate.”

@#$% YOU TOO, INTERNET.

http://thesaurus.com/wordoftheday

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Werewolf puns are all the rage.

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I know this because that “Wearwolf” gag I got off Facebook yesterday has gotten like 250 views and 47 shares.  Never saw that one coming.

Anyway, I got one for ya … actually two.

What battles Grendel and also loves Joannie?

Scott Baiowolf.

What fights for equality every full moon?

Naomi Werewolf.

I’M %^&*ING HILARIOUS.

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Mo’ Nolan, mo’ problems.

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So you’ve taken advantage of Dagda Publishing’s free e-book promotion, and you fell in love with my prose.  (Humor me a little here, okay?)  Want a little more Eric Robert Nolan?  Feel free to peruse the short story section at my website here: https://ericrobertnolan.wordpress.com/stories/

Most of the tales are free at the sites where they were published.  So if you’ve enjoyed my stories about super-intelligent wolf armies and world-ending technologies, then check out my take on zombies, terrorists, missing children, childhood sweethearts and lost loves.  Oh — also, those … things in “The Song of the Wheat.”  Don’t ask me exactly what they are, because I’m as puzzled as you are.

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It’s a cool Friday afternoon …

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… but there ain’t no Friday cooler than My Girl Friday, cause My Girl Friday is the coolest girl there is.

Every writer guy needs a best friend of the fairer sex to keep him sane.

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Sent in by a reader …

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Thanks, Lisa!

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