And in the endless clownish ignominy that defines my mid-life, I now realize I cannot work a handheld can opener.
WTF, is it wireless?
Why is there a button? Why is there a button?
And in the endless clownish ignominy that defines my mid-life, I now realize I cannot work a handheld can opener.
WTF, is it wireless?
Why is there a button? Why is there a button?
You can DO this, Scott Lang.
You’re ANT-Man, not Can’t-Man.

I found a couple of videos online the depict The Roosevelt Island Tramway around 1980. (The picture below of the tram arriving in Manhattan dates from 2006, as I couldn’t find any vintage public domain photos.)
The first video I am linking to here was posted by Richard Cortell; he completed it as a long ago student project for The New York Institute of Technology. Parts of the video are quite dark, but it’s still a terrific glimpse in New York City’s past.
The second video is also Cortell’s; this one is dated 1980. It focuses more on life on Roosevelt Island — the tram is seen only at the beginning and end.
I’ve never been on the tram — or to Roosevelt Island. But just seeing it brings back memories of my early childhood. My Dad used to occasionally take me on trips to New York City, and I remember seeing it depart from 60th Street and Second Avenue in Manhattan. I was pretty damned awed by it.
But I didn’t ask to ride on it. My Dad took me to all sorts of places in NYC that were fun for a kid, but the sight of that hanging tram car made me pretty apprehensive. Hell, I’m not sure I’d want to ride it as an adult. (There was a malfunction in 2006 that left 80 people trapped up there for around 90 minutes.)
I didn’t know it at the time, but the tram would have actually been relatively new at the time that I saw it (and at about the same time Cortell filmed his videos). It opened in July of 1976.
Postscript — there is actually a shot of the tram in that old “Million Dollar Movie” intro that everyone loves. It’s right at the start, five seconds in.

Photo credit: Kris Arnold from New York, USA, CC BY-SA 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
Say what you want about the new “Ant-Man” villain — he’s got a Kang-do attitude.

Two years ago today, a sitting American President incited a massive domestic terror attack to prevent his democratically elected successor from replacing him.
Thanks to all those who bravely fought to protect our democracy from a homicidal would-be king. And thanks to those who are still carrying on that fight.

You know the old saying — keep your friends close, but keep Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer.”

I am so happy today to see Spillwords Press feature my poem “Iphigenia’s Womb.” You can read it online right here.
Thanks, as always, to Dagmara K. and the rest of the editorial team at Spillwords Press. I am grateful to be made a part of this creative community.
I wish you all a New Year that is joyful and prosperous!

… check out this hat I got for Christmas from a fellow Roanoker!!
Now no one can say they weren’t warned.
