Pro tip — if you missed the opportunity to celebrate “Star Wars” Day yesterday, May 5th is Cinco de Cryo.
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I call this haircut “The Polite Suburban Dad.”
Because of COURSE I will come to your bake sale, Neighbor.
Throwback Thursday: the Roller Rink!
I remember. For us, it was Skate Grove in Middle Island, New York.
This meme actually fails to convey three elements that were key to the experience — flashing lights, crowds of kids and The J. Geils Band blasting on the speakers.
Source: “I Love the 80’s” on Facebook
They could even call it “Footlose.”
You know you have truly arrived when you start getting messages from Kelvin Bacon.
If there isn’t a store-brand “Footloose” knockoff connected with this person, I’m going to be very disappointed.
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
So my eclipse viewing weather wasn’t ideal. I’m still happy that I inadvertently got a shot of this UFO.
Pal of mine drew my abstract (?) portrait.
And, as you can see, he captured me perfectly. (It’s all about the disquietude, people.) And all those angles can easily symbolize my infamous editorial slant.
Thanks, Jesse Rooney!!
(This guy’s got a lot of guts posting this.)
Source: Writing About Writing
My first unboxing video: “Exploding Bunny Poop!”
If you know me at all, then you know I am a fierce traditionalist where Easter is concerned. Hence my gratitude at receiving this important new product.
(Seriously, though, these are indeed the same thing as the “snaps” that we kids played with the 1980’s.)
Throwback Thursday: that one time an eclipse heralded a vampire apocalypse.
Seriously, if you’re a horror fan and you’ve somehow missed the television adaptation of Guillermo del Toro’s “The Strain” (2014-2017), then you don’t know what you’re missing.
Yes, I ran this joke two years ago.
Hey, how often do you have the opportunity to joke about an eclipse?
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