Friend: “Are there people that don’t like dad jokes and puns?”
Me: “If there are, then the father away they are from me, the better.”
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A little tune to tick off the Trumpers.
It’s my Barbie and I’ll Ken if I want to, Ken if I want to, Ken if I want to.
My future, probably.
This joke sucks.
SPOILER for “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” (2023) — Dracula actually meets Mina Harker at the very end.
AND HE WAS PLEASED DEMETER.
(Add twang according to your preference.)
Single-spacing between sentences?
Try THAT in a small town.
The Oxford comma?
Try THAT in a small town.
They leveled my old dorm at Mary Washington College.
No, it wasn’t due to the infamy of me having once lived there. I have not yet fully scandalized a building.
This article is from two years ago — but I just saw this today when an alum shared it.
WOW, the memories I have of that place.
Alvey Hall Demolition at University of Mary Washington
“Check yourself before you wreck yourself?”
I’ve got a better one for ya.
EDIT yourself. Before you Eric yourself.
Welp. The TV just turned itself on.
AREN’T I ALREADY HAUNTED ENOUGH BY MY OWN DEMONS?
What do I do? Turn it off? That would require that I acknowledge that it happened.
Plus maybe Ghosthomeboy is watching it now.
Update — now there is a thunderstorm brewing as night begins to fall. I am half-convinced that I am still asleep with my nap and dreaming this.
(I’m a silly goose.)
(Though it’s ironically a good portmanteau.)
A bad adaptation is a badaptation.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 