I don’t know what the hell I did to my computer camera — or if it just came like this. Everything is hazy. I might have cleaned it with something I shouldn’t have, and damaged the lens? I’ve heard that’s a thing.
Kinda sucks.
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I hope this doesn’t get me into trouble with Republicans.
Don’t try to play chicken with me.
A buddy of mine, cooking in his kitchen: “You missed the fun — I just broke down a chicken.”
Me: “What did you do? Tell it a bunch of your jokes?”
Nobody gets an old man’s jokes.
Keeping up with the Nolans.
Hey, gang. If you’re concerned for my sanity and want to monitor my mental health via the safety of your Internet connection, I’ve started a page here at the blog for poetry publications in 2023.
I hope that you are all having a happy Valentine’s Day!
Writer fuel!
From a particularly thoughtful Valentine who doesn’t care if I get fat(ter). She just wants me to finish my robot apocalypse novella.
Thank you again, Kind Lady. Nomnomnomnom, smlurmf.
Update: “Nomnomnomnom, smlurmf” is actually a line from my story.
This Vin Diesel diet has me fasting furiously.
“The Imbecile Who Couldn’t Work a Camera”
The stunning debut short film from Eric Robert Nolan.
That shadow that you see? That isn’t mine. That’s the Jungian shadow.
My puns are annoying at first — but they grow on you.
I actually auditioned for a role as a monster on “The Last of Us,” but I didn’t get it.
I’m disappointed. I thought I was a pretty fungi.
Portmanteau of the Day.
Caffeine-induced audacity = caffindacity.
It’s totally a real thing. Drink enough caffeine and you feel like you could take on the world.
Or have a heart attack.
Possibly both.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 