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Me being a poetry critic.

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(Call me for more culinary advice.)

Me, advising a holiday menu:

“You can serve a chicken to a pescatarian because it’s okay for them to eat pesky animals.”



She would be pretty badass.

With her imagination, think of the constructs she could create.


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The Silence is Deafening.

This comes pretty close to Clarice Starling’s backstory in “Silence of the Lambs.”

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I don’t see the ****ing tractors in these pictures!!!!

I SWEAR to you, I keep stumbling over these “I am not a robot” tests.

I know I’m not a replicant because I don’t have any superhuman powers. (I keep checking.)



I call it “The Duke’s Tavern.”

How’s this for a stroke of genius?  My latest kick is ordering large cheeseburgers from The Texas Tavern (without the relish and mustard), and then adding Duke’s Mayonnaise at home.

I AM A CONNISEUR.   (Or a connoisseur.  I can never spell that word on the first try.)



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People say I’m ghetto because of the soup I eat.

Man, the abuse I am getting on Facebook for posting this quick and tasty snack.  It’s mild Italian sausage, diced and added to some good ol’ Ramen noodles.

Hey, it works for me.

My friends actually have a loooooong history of disapproving of my culinary choices.  As always, that just means there’s more for me.



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Sorry for this Cheese E. joke.

Or entropy or ennui.  Seriously, have you ever been there?

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Hai-chi? Tai-ku?

practice the ancient
art of combining haiku
with Tai Chi — hai-chi.



*A college pal suggested to me that “Tai-ku” might actually be the better portmanteau here.  I admit he’s got a point.

Darwin’s bus station.

Construction proceeds slowly but surely off Campbell Avenue at the site of the now-extinct bus station.

I love the phrase “extinct bus station” — like it was too big and slow to adapt, and stone age hunters ran it down to oblivion.