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If only I could say no to crack.

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I rise with an alarming CRACK!

Is it my knees or is it my back?

As for why my feet are raging —

these are mysteries of aging.

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I’d take all the gray hair in the world if it just means my feet and knees would never hurt again.

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So I guess I am in the “bargaining” stage of the five stages of grief.  (Yes, getting old really does suck that bad.)

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The Butterfly Effect.

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Entranceway Park, Roanoke, Virginia.  The butterflies were monarchs, I think.

Why are they called “butterflies,” anyway?  Did some weirdo try spreading them across a slice of bread at one point?

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In Virginia, everyone is your friend.

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Complete strangers will give you huge smile and a fist bump and say, “Keep on rockin’, Baby.”

I swear to you, New York is not like this.

I indeed WILL keep on rockin’, Sir. Thank you.

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Uhhh … THANKS, Affordable Dentures.

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Hearing from you really made my birthday happier.

Seriously, though, thanks to all the supercool, funny and thoughtful people who made my day brighter with messages either online or off.  This old man really appreciates it.  🙂

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Sometimes I wonder what it’s like — being able to multiply and divide.

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What strange powers God has conferred upon all you people.  I can only hope that you will use them for good.

Sometimes I can write well.  But, holy shit, the lord does not give with both hands.

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Kurse you, Kroger!

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This is the face I make when the supermarket is out of liverwurst.  Oh, the humanity.

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(Alas, I am Eric. And my brilliance is strictly pun-based.)

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If my name was Brad, I would totally learn to make cakes and things.

Because then I could open a bakery and call it “Baking Brad.”

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