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(Then again, he’s always a little pensive …)

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(If you don’t get the reference, then ketchup with the news today.)

They say Trump realizes now that he shouldn’t have splattered ketchup against the wall when Bill Barr repudiated his election claims.

HEINZ SIGHT IS 20/20.




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(I admit this joke was a lawn shot.)

At first, I’d planned to pick up extra cash this summer by mowing lawns.

But you know what they say — mow money, mow problems.



Meet the new haircut …

… same as the old haircut.

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It’s what they call a “near missile.”

Before you call Roanoke a small town, remember — it’s got its own ICBM.

I’m kidding.  It’s not a nuclear missile.  I think it’s a … rocket of some kind?  I’m too lazy to google it.  It’s outside the Virginia Transportation Museum.

Why do I so badly want it to be a stolen Russian rocket, reminiscent of 1982’s “Firefox” with Clint Eastwood?

Update: I have just been informed by a few people that this actually was a nuclear missile at one point.  Apparently what we’re looking at is a Jupiter-class rocket that once held a nuclear warhead?  And here I was only joking above …



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Alright, look …

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No debate about it.

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I’m Dunn here.

NAILED IT.

Update — you people just know that when I realized I needed a raincoat, I went looking specifically for the “Unbreakable” look. I don’t do cosplay, but if regular clothes can match a character? I’m there. You should have seen me shopping for suits in the heyday of “The X-Files.”

Update 2 — A Longwood High School pal just told me I look like the Gorton’s Fisherman.  Hey, at least you know you can trust me.

Lunar Tunes.

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This joke got precisely zero love on Twitter. Go figure.

Somewhere in the multiverse, there is a reality where I am funny.



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