Tag Archives: Eric Robert Nolan

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Practice social distancing.

 

 

A modest proposal for my sci-fi friends …

… if Donald Trump continues using secret police to pop up and snatch people off the streets, then please join me in referring to them as “the Morlocks.”

I’m kinda surprised we missed the opportunity the first time.

 

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Photo: Poster for “The Time Machine” (1960), Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

A Virginian Sylvan Cacophony!

Roanoke, VA, July 2020.

Listen to those insects. This video doesn’t do them justice. They are loud — LOUD.

 

Spillwords Press features “Delaware Sheets”

I’m grateful today to share here that Spillwords Press published my short poem, “Delaware Sheets.”  You can find it right here.

Thanks, as always, to Dagmara K. and the other editors at Spillwords Press!

 

 

Throwback Thursday: Quicksand!!!

Yep.  As the meme below (from Geek Club) suggests, 70’s and 80’s kids were led to believe that quicksand would be a far greater threat than it actually was.   The warnings I accepted as the direst were those from the swashbuckling jungle explorers that I admired.

See Issue #7 of “The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones” below, for example.  (It happened to Indy at least twice in this comic series.)  And Frank Buck found himself in a similar predicament in “Bring ‘Em Back Alive,” which I’ve mentioned previously here at the blog.)

I even asked my Dad pretty earnestly once about how I should escape quicksand if I ever fell into it.  (I fully planned on becoming an explorer when I grew up.)  Believe it or not, the smart son-of-a-gun actually had a decent answer for me.  I can only remember it vaguely, but I’m pretty sure you were supposed to tread water and try to float on the silty surface of it.  You were NOT supposed to step down into the bog-like mud beneath your feet — it was the suction there that would do you in.

Resourceful man, my father.

 

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[Yeah. This one’s terrible. I apologize.]

You guys hear the one about the Christian who conscientiously wore a mask every time he left his house?

He did not Covid his neighbor, he did not Covid his neighbor’s house, he did not Covid his neighbor’s wife, he did not Covid his neighbor’s manservants …

 

 

Please.

If you care about America — about the basic everyday freedoms that distinguish us from a totalitarian state, then I am begging you to read Michelle Goldberg’s opinion piece in today’s New York Times.

If you support Donald Trump, then I am begging you here to stop doing so.

“Trump’s Occupation of American Cities Has Begun,” Michelle Goldberg

 

 

POP QUIZ!

One of these is the President of the United States sitting at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, at the height of a pandemic that’s killed 143,000 Americans so far.

One is Vince, selling ShamWow (TM).

Can you tell the difference?

 

 

SOROS! (And the dastardly Dr. Falci.)

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“Trump’s secret police”

I feel like we’ve turned a frightening corner here. Last night was the first time I’ve read the words “Trump’s secret police” — it was a user on Twitter.

Today it appeared in a headline at The Nation.

Republican Steve Schmidt went on Twitter a little while ago and called upon the Governor of Oregon to order the State Police and the National Guard to arrest the unidentified federal forces in unmarked vans who are snatching people off the streets.

Update: Now people are saying it was The Department of Homeland Security. Also: the people were apparently all detained because they were suspected of graffiti offenses?