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(Though it’s ironically a good portmanteau.)

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A bad adaptation is a badaptation.

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“TIGER SHARKS AT THE WATER PARK!”

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“Threads.”

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Why would they name a social media platform after a HORRIFYING 1984 British miniseries?

80’s kids want to know.

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Sports injury at age 50.

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IT WAS THOSE GOD DAMN LEG LIFTS.  FITNESS IS A LIE.

Fitness is a lie perpetrated upon us by the … Fitness-Industrial Complex.

I blame Republicans.

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(It makes a high-pitched wine.)

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Tried to spray this goddam squeaky door with WD-40; now it just sounds like pop-reggae fusion.

Turns out I was actually spraying it with UB40.

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(And keep your hands off mine.)

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Portmanteau of the day — better + burrito = betterrito.

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Nifty little sunroom at Roanoke Public Library.

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Eric tested, Nolan approved.

South Jefferson Street, July 2023.

People still say “nifty,” right?

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Happy Fourth of July, folks!

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Be safe.  Handle fireworks safely.  Don’t drink and drive.  Resist the temptation of demagogues.  Reject authoritarian populism.

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(Because Nolan is serious about Nolan.)

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That look you give her when she tells you that she hasn’t seen “The Prestige.”

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“In darkest night …”

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Oh! I saw my first fireflies of the year last night. 🙂 ❤ South of the city. They’ve been my favorite harbinger of summer since I was just about 18 and they would silently glitter en masse around Lake of the Woods in Orange County, VA. They were like a broad blanket of blinking emerald stars that caressed the darkened treeline.

Fireflies are the Green Lantern Corps of the insect universe, people. Respect them.

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