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The Nolan Italiana.

Fried mild Italian sausage, melted mozzarella, and spaghetti sauce, served on toast.



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Throwback Thursday: that one time I walked up on the filming of a U2 video.

Flashback to the middle aughts — I emerged from New York City’s Penn Station with a group of friends to an amazing surprise.  It was none other than U2 being hauled past the transportation hub on the back of a flatbed truck, playing music.

Then, the other day, after maybe 18 years or so, my girlfriend sends me the video for a song she likes — U2’s “All Because of You.”  (It’s from their 2004 album, “How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb.”)  There’s the flatbed truck with the band performing all over the city.

So that’s what that was all about.  A mystery nearly two decades old at lasts stands revealed.

Of course I scoured every frame of the video hoping that there was a one-in-a-million chance I’d see myself in the background.  No such luck.

Anyway, my four other brushes with famous people are as follows:

  1. Madonna.  (I saw her for two seconds entering a building in Manhattan.)
  2. Linda Ronstadt.  (I gave her a tour at a historic site.)
  3. Marissa Tormei.  (I saw her in a restaurant in Brooklyn.)
  4. Ralph Macchio.  (I checked him out at a video store.)
  5. Henry Kissinger.  (I saw him at a fundraising event and helped his Secret Service detail get situated.  Seriously, you can not make this stuff up.)


I got mugged.

This was a gift from a Mary Washington College friend who came through town.  (This comes after that weird time at the service station where they handed me a Playboy lighter.)

Seriously, you people entirely overestimate my Playboyishness.



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They shoulda called him “Wilford Grimly.”

Yeah, I challenge you to name ONE person who was actually persuaded to eat Quaker Oats because of those weird appeals by Wilford Brimley.  This was the weirdest ad campaign ever.

“It’s the right thing to do.”

Was it a f***ing moral dilemma?

Postscript: no disrespect to the actor himself; Brimley was a sublime thespian.  He was a key part of what is arguably the greatest science-fiction horror film of all time — John Carpenter’s 1982 masterpiece, “The Thing.”  (I was actually unaware until writing this that he passed away back in 2020. )  THAT AIN’T FUCHS.



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Silent Hill, Roanoke.

Nothing to see here.  Just the Wells Fargo Tower in Roanoke, Virginia rising into a goddam otherworldly mist.

No photo filters.



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My fellow insomniac friends were calling me Kramer last night.

My late-night hair stands straighter than all of yours. Don’t even try to compete!



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(Sounds fishy to me.)

Today’s portmanteau — tilapia is truly terrible; they ought to call it terribilapia.



Typos. We all makes sum.

Dear Editor: Please accept my SUMBISSION; I sincerely hope it’s sumbit gud enuff to publish. Sincerely, Eric Robert Nolan

(I did catch the typo before sending, however.)



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PLEASE. Stop me from turning into an absolute mother hen to EVERYONE in every conversation.

Pal of mine sent me vid of her dog in her yard … I just advised herself to check herself for ticks, in the same manner my mother used to say to me.



Throwback Thursday: U2’s “Tryin’ To Throw Your Arms Around The World” (1991)

I love this song.  This was the ninth track from U2’s landmark 1991 album, “Achtung Baby.”  I remember listening to this song while munching on Butterfingers candy bars, cramming nervously for psych exams in my dorm room during the 1993/94 school year at Mary Washington College.

By psych exams, I mean tests in my psychology classes — not tests administered to me by a psychiatric professional.  But, hey, maybe they should have given me the latter.  It might have saved everyone a lot of time.