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That 70’s joe.

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Thanks, Gang.

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I just wanted to thank all of you guys for the nice birthday wishes — both online and off.

They came in handy.  I can’t believe how old I am.   51! At this point, there are people walking around who are A HALF-CENTURY OLD who are actually YOUNGER than me.  Egads.

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(She could always just listen to audio from a Trump rally.)

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“This is my rifle, this is my cup. This one’s for fightin’, this wakes me up.”

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I clean my coffeemaker with same care and precision with which a Marine cleans his rifle.

The difference, of course, is that coffee PREVENTS me from killing people.

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Ohhhhhh, I WENT there, girlfriend.

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Friend: “Are there people that don’t like dad jokes and puns?”

Me: “If there are, then the father away they are from me, the better.”

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A little tune to tick off the Trumpers.

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It’s my Barbie and I’ll Ken if I want to, Ken if I want to, Ken if I want to.

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My future, probably.

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This joke sucks.

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SPOILER for “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” (2023) — Dracula actually meets Mina Harker at the very end.

AND HE WAS PLEASED DEMETER.

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(Add twang according to your preference.)

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Single-spacing between sentences?
Try THAT in a small town.

The Oxford comma?
Try THAT in a small town.

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They leveled my old dorm at Mary Washington College.

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No, it wasn’t due to the infamy of me having once lived there. I have not yet fully scandalized a building.

This article is from two years ago — but I just saw this today when an alum shared it.

WOW, the memories I have of that place.

Alvey Hall Demolition at University of Mary Washington