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I hope this doesn’t get me into trouble with Republicans.

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Don’t try to play chicken with me.

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A buddy of mine, cooking in his kitchen: “You missed the fun — I just broke down a chicken.”

Me: “What did you do? Tell it a bunch of your jokes?”

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Nobody gets an old man’s jokes.

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Keeping up with the Nolans.

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Hey, gang.  If you’re concerned for my sanity and want to monitor my mental health via the safety of your Internet connection, I’ve started a page here at the blog for poetry publications in 2023.

I hope that you are all having a happy Valentine’s Day!

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Writer fuel!

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From a particularly thoughtful Valentine who doesn’t care if I get fat(ter).  She just wants me to finish my robot apocalypse novella.

Thank you again, Kind Lady. Nomnomnomnom, smlurmf.

Update: “Nomnomnomnom, smlurmf” is actually a line from my story.

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This Vin Diesel diet has me fasting furiously.

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“The Imbecile Who Couldn’t Work a Camera”

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The stunning debut short film from Eric Robert Nolan.

That shadow that you see? That isn’t mine. That’s the Jungian shadow.

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My puns are annoying at first — but they grow on you.

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I actually auditioned for a role as a monster on “The Last of Us,” but I didn’t get it.

I’m disappointed. I thought I was a pretty fungi.

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Portmanteau of the Day.

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Caffeine-induced audacity = caffindacity.

It’s totally a real thing.  Drink enough caffeine and you feel like you could take on the world.

Or have a heart attack.

Possibly both.

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Name-calling.

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