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The celebratory Big Mac.

So with a poem just published in Peeking Cat 40, that makes 10 anthologies where one of my poems or stories have appeared — plus two chapbooks on top of those.  (The first anthology would have been Dagda Publishing’s Threads eight years ago.)  When I received my copy of Peeking Cat 40 today, I promptly celebrated with MacDonald’s.  (We eat healthy at my house.)

The book is superb.  I’m thrilled to join so many talented writers from around the world in such an outstanding showcase of prose and poetry selected by Peeking Cat Literary over the past year.  Thanks once again to Editor Sam Rose!



Dubai or not Dubai — THAT IS THE QUESTION.

Somebody posted a picture of himself saying he was in Dubai just now, and I told him that was a Dubaious claim, and now even I’m starting to wonder if I take these puns a bit too far.

I’ll be right back — I’m just going to the store Dubai milk.



“Oooooooh, I got a live one here!”

For any millennials reading this, the above headline is another one of my awesome 80’s references.

Pal of mine got me these bat Halloween decorations; they’re all over my house.  Here’s the thing, though — they look so much like Batman’s bat symbol that I might leave them affixed at key locations in my home after the holiday, the better to confer superhero lair status.  The second picture below is my bedroom door, for example.

I could go nuts.  I could have a bat-lamp.  A bat-coffeemaker.  A bat-dishwasher.  A bat-garbage can.  Can’t afford the butler, though.



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It wouldn’t be heart to pull off.

I saw this sign on Luck Avenue.  If I leased a space from Poe & Cronk, I’d call them up, demand to speak directly to Poe, and complain about “THE BEATING OF THAT HIDEOUS HEART” under the floorboards.

I’d be joking, though.  (It would be just a Cronk call.)



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Lestat dinner.

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Some videos of me training.

No pain, no trains.  Or something.  [bites cheeseburger Ericly]

Gainsboro Road Overpass.  Roanoke, VA.

Haven’t you heard? The bird is the word.

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“Tea, Earl Grey, hot.”

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(I was actually only thinking about sliced cheese, though.)

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