I got teased a little for eating scrambled eggs and ketchup yesterday; a couple of friends of mine opined that it was a kids’ meal.
Today I discovered that the chicken tenders I bought are in dinosaur shapes.
If the universe is trying to send me a message here, I’m not sure what it is.
Update: if you melt cheese over them they look like they’re stuck in the La Brea Tar Pits.
This is the only response of which I am capable in response to those … Wordle things that people keep posting.
I arrived here in error; I was actually looking for Merely Adequate Building Supply.
Brandon Avenue SW. (If you’re actually looking for this company, they’re now located elsewhere in the city … I just have a thing about antiquated building signs.)
Italian sausage toasted sandwiches give me nom-nom-nomicron.
The CDC recommends Heinz ketchup.
If you find yourself feverishly writing elegiac couplets, get yourself tested for Ovid-19.
I really want to see that “Matrix Insurrections” movie where thousands of would-be “patriots” fight for their carefully constructed, shared artificial reality …
… but in the real world they’re actually terrorists having their minds controlled by machines and the Internet. And they’re a fully disposable resource to the system that uses them to retain power.
Photo credit: Marc Nozell from Merrimack, New Hampshire, USA, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons.
And by that I mean I’m gonna cross the kitchen to fit more pizza onto that microwave dish.
(I told this joke on Facebook and people really seemed to enjoy it.)
My friend Wednesday Lee Friday commented, “Well, you’re already telling everyone about it. That’s a good start.”
I hate to spoil anything for the next episode of “Hawkeye,” but I just came in from the rain and discovered that apparently *I* am the damn Ronin.
But I probably couldn’t get it right. Emil Cioran totally rocked the mad philosopher look. It’s a wonder he could be so dour with hair so goddamned awesome. If I had hair like that, I would celebrate right along with it.
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