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I just call them “the scary motherFromers.”

This is me running from those goddam monster-people on the “From” tv show.

What the hell are they, anyway?

They’re not traditional vampires, zombies or ghouls; they don’t feed off of their victims … at least not physically.  They’re not ghosts.  (They’re corporeal and require sleep.)

Would they be shape-shifters?  If so, they’ve got only two modes: 1) pale people and 2) fangtastic.

I read an interesting hypothesis on Reddit — that the word “from” actually means “fairy” in antiquated Welsh or Gaelic or something (kind of like the arcane “fae.”)  But I’ve since lost track of that post.

Your guess is as good as mine.  But they’re the scariest thing on television since the Night King’s wight army on “Game of Thrones.”  (“True Blood’s” various creatures grow milquetoast the longer I watch the series.  And “The Walking Dead’s” new uber-zombies still sometimes feel like disposable Daryl-fodder.)

There is only one clue that I’ve noticed that I haven’t seen mentioned by others — they all seem to be wearing period clothing.  (Am I nuts or do they all look like they’re wearing 50’s-era clothes?)



I don’t understand the new “Walking Dead” preview.

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A short review of the series premiere of “The Walking Dead: Dead City” (2023).

I hate to say this, guys, but the first episode of “The Walking Dead: Dead City” (2023) doesn’t exactly leap off the screen as a a bold new narrative step for the franchise.  I need to damn it with faint praise — it was one of those forgettable outings that we kindly describe as “good but not great.”

Sure, it’s got some great things going for it.  The terrific Lauren Cohan and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are predictably charismatic and their characters remain interesting.  And the show’s biggest coup so far might be landing the priceless Željko Ivanek as its first big-bad.  (Željko Ivanek is a lot like the alien “Predator” — virtually any film or TV show is radically improved by his inclusion there.)

And its New York City setting is exciting.  I always thought that “The Walking Dead” (2010 – 2022) was more exciting when it took the action away from its ubiquitous pine forests and explored a place like Atlanta or Washington, D.C.

But “Dead City” isn’t high art.  Its inaugural episode is still weighted down with the same clunky storytelling and directing that costs its predecessor a lot of fans over the years.  (We even retread some character arcs and motivations that we thought were resolved on “The Walking Dead.”)

Oh, well — maybe it will improve!  How many tv shows have we all watched in which the first episode (or even the entire first season) paled in comparison to the show after found its footing?  I’ve still got my fingers crossed that this will turn into something to look forward to every week.



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Ticking off the Halloween watchlist.

I’m still getting into the spirit of Halloween with my television viewing.  I caught the newest episodes of “The Walking Dead,” and predictably was quite pleased.  (I still maintain that the show has returned to fine form for its final episodes.)

I was somewhat less enthusiastic about Marvel’s new special, “Werewolf By Night,” which was too campy and corny for my taste.  (I don’t think I am this show’s intended audience … I can hardly remember the eponymous 1970’s horror comics to which it is an homage.)

What I absolutely loved was episode one of “Let the Right One In” — which looks like it might even compete with the new “Interview With the Vampire” as the best new show with the fanged baddies.  It’s less like the 2008 Swedish original independent film and more like the 2010 American remake.  It’s a grounded, deliberately paced, atmospheric thriller that manages to be scary right from its opening scene.  I love it.



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Cover to “The Walking Dead, Book 1,” Charlie Adlard, 2006

Image Comics.

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Ghost Nolan sez hello.

The spooky season is here again.  As during every October, I am trying to get into the spirit of things.

I started with the quite decent vampire comedy, Netflix’ new “Day Shift” (not to be confused with the unrelated but fabulous 2014 vampire comic series, “Day Men.”)  It was a fun watch.  The humor and drama were frequently pretty clunky, but the vamps were scary and the fight choreography was so good it reminded me of the “Blade” trilogy.

I also caught episode 1 of AMC’s new Anne Rice adaptation, “Interview With The Vampire.”  It was stylish, detailed and thoughtful and it was brutal at the end — this looks like the start of a great horror series.

Next on the list, of course, will be the resumption of AMC’s “The Walking Dead.”

By the way … . this is what I look like when I haunt your house at night.



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I didn’t choose the coronavirus life; the coronavirus life chose ME.

Yeah, turns out I was next up on the dance card for this colossal prick of a pathogen. I had a positive reading on an antigen test tonight. (If you haven’t ordered your free tests from the federal government, you should do so. It’s quick and easy.)

Fun fact — did you know that most biologists agree that viruses are not technically “alive?” Sure, they can replicate and adapt to their environment, but they can’t do things like grow, or produce their own energy, or remain internally stable (homeostasis). So they can’t actually pass the basic criteria for what scientists consider “life.”

So, if you think about it, I and my fellow Covid-afflicted Americans are fighting zombies.

Please … do what you can not to catch this and subsequently spread it further. Be a Rick Grimes and not one of The Whisperers.


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Ticking off the Halloween watch list.

I do realize the bizarre, preposterously first-world narcissism of bragging online about which TV shows you’ve watched.  I’m doing it anyway.

Hey, I’m trying to get into the spirit of Halloween.  And it’s my blog, I figure.

This is how I’ve marked the season so far:

  1.  “Midnight Mass” (2021).  Outstanding!
  2. “The Walking Dead” Season 11 mid-season finale (2021). Predictably quite good.
  3. The start of “Fear the Walking Dead” Season 7 (2021).  The sets and special effects are still top-notch — but Episode 1 was disappointingly confusing and weird.
  4. “Suck” (2009).  Really funny and surprisingly engaging.  Even the music was really good.
  5. The start of “The Walking Dead: World Beyond” Season 2 (2021).  Yeesh.  It started off confusing — then turned vaguely unexciting.  I thought all its unprecedented exposition for this fictional universe would be exciting, but it curiously is not.
  6. The start of “What We Do in the Shadows” Season 3 (2021).  Hilarious!


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CHUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT.

Have you guys heard that Chuck Norris is going to cameo as a zombie on “The Walking Dead?!”

He’s credited as “Texas Ranger Walker.”

Oh my GOD. I am SO funny. Thank you in advance for the approbation that will surely follow in the wake of this joke.

[Update:] You know how I am with Chuck puns, people — NORRIS FOR THE WICKED.


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Craig Michaud, CC BY 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons



Poster for “The Walking Dead” Season 10 finale, 2020

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Norman Reedus as Daryl Dixon; group – The Walking Dead _ Season 10, Episode 16 – Photo Credit: Jackson Lee Davis/AMC