Tag Archives: Eric Robert Nolan

Can I make bad puns out of the names of Czechoslovakian cities?

Pragueably.

Hey — I know it’s a Louny bin here, but it’s where you have the Most fun. Czech back often, and I promise Jihlava good time!

And no dirty jokes — that would be unSemily.



“I wish I was little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.”

“Welcome to Domino’s, are you picking up an order?”

“Yes. The name’s ‘Nolan.'”

“‘Ballin’?’ Your name’s ‘Ballin’,’ Sir?”

Yeah, that’s right, kiddo. My name’s “BALLIN’.”




Handheld hummingbird feeders — gag gift or not?

I received handheld hummingbird feeders as a gift.  I’m trying to figure out if this is a joke or not before I stand in the middle of the park holding these things.

Update: my friend just told me that I could affix them to a hat.  She insists that this is not a joke.



The moon seen past The Mill Mountain Star, Roanoke, VA

August 2021.

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Because spelling comebacks are awelways funny.

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SIGN LANGUAGE.

Well Hung Vineyard.  For when you’re so well hung, you actually wine about it.

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I’m not sure how well I’ll fit in with hippies.  But if it’s one thing this world has taught me, it’s to always follow instructions when they are inscribed in colored chalk.

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HAVE A NICE DAY.

This is your daily reminder that the deadly January 6th attack on the United States Capitol absolutely meets the definitions of terrorism according to the F.B.I., The Patriot Act and the Oxford Essential Dictionary of the U.S. Military.

They respectively appear below:

FBI definition (2)

Patriot Act

Oxford Dictionary of US Armed Forces (2)

(I’ll be just a Lindell disappointed.)

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Pride goeth before a fall.

Every time they put on a mask, they’re wearing a tacit admission that their president was wrong in dismissing coronavirus.

That’s why they won’t wear one.

Their slavish devotion to following Trump turns their mask into a scarlet letter.

Pride really is a deadly sin.




The Mill Mountain Star seen past Carilion Roanoke Community Hospital.

Roanoke, VA, August 2021.

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