Pragueably.
Hey — I know it’s a Louny bin here, but it’s where you have the Most fun. Czech back often, and I promise Jihlava good time!
And no dirty jokes — that would be unSemily.
Pragueably.
Hey — I know it’s a Louny bin here, but it’s where you have the Most fun. Czech back often, and I promise Jihlava good time!
And no dirty jokes — that would be unSemily.
“Welcome to Domino’s, are you picking up an order?”
“Yes. The name’s ‘Nolan.'”
“‘Ballin’?’ Your name’s ‘Ballin’,’ Sir?”
Yeah, that’s right, kiddo. My name’s “BALLIN’.”
I received handheld hummingbird feeders as a gift. I’m trying to figure out if this is a joke or not before I stand in the middle of the park holding these things.
Update: my friend just told me that I could affix them to a hat. She insists that this is not a joke.
August 2021.



Well Hung Vineyard. For when you’re so well hung, you actually wine about it.

I’m not sure how well I’ll fit in with hippies. But if it’s one thing this world has taught me, it’s to always follow instructions when they are inscribed in colored chalk.

This is your daily reminder that the deadly January 6th attack on the United States Capitol absolutely meets the definitions of terrorism according to the F.B.I., The Patriot Act and the Oxford Essential Dictionary of the U.S. Military.
They respectively appear below:




Every time they put on a mask, they’re wearing a tacit admission that their president was wrong in dismissing coronavirus.
That’s why they won’t wear one.
Their slavish devotion to following Trump turns their mask into a scarlet letter.
Pride really is a deadly sin.
Roanoke, VA, August 2021.
