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Gen X’ers know how serious this is.

(I’m heading out in a t-shirt in just a couple of minutes.)

I just call them “the scary motherFromers.”

This is me running from those goddam monster-people on the “From” tv show.

What the hell are they, anyway?

They’re not traditional vampires, zombies or ghouls; they don’t feed off of their victims … at least not physically.  They’re not ghosts.  (They’re corporeal and require sleep.)

Would they be shape-shifters?  If so, they’ve got only two modes: 1) pale people and 2) fangtastic.

I read an interesting hypothesis on Reddit — that the word “from” actually means “fairy” in antiquated Welsh or Gaelic or something (kind of like the arcane “fae.”)  But I’ve since lost track of that post.

Your guess is as good as mine.  But they’re the scariest thing on television since the Night King’s wight army on “Game of Thrones.”  (“True Blood’s” various creatures grow milquetoast the longer I watch the series.  And “The Walking Dead’s” new uber-zombies still sometimes feel like disposable Daryl-fodder.)

There is only one clue that I’ve noticed that I haven’t seen mentioned by others — they all seem to be wearing period clothing.  (Am I nuts or do they all look like they’re wearing 50’s-era clothes?)



Throwback Thursday: when you could watch Halloween specials only ONCE a year.

If you were a kid in the 1980’s and you wanted to see ANY holiday special … you snooze, you lose.  It was a Darwinian pop-culture childhood consumer jungle.

Alright, alright — yeah, I guess VCR’s were first appearing.  Whatever.

By the way … check out the old TV Guide-era fonts for channel numbers.  🙂



A New Yorker walks into a Chick-fil-A. (Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.)

It’s those damn weird ketchup packets!  They’re too hard to open!  Squeezing them as hard as I could always worked out well before!!

Not today.

It looks like I had lunch with a certain former president on one of his bad days.  (And you know he’d dodge the bill.)

Just once I’d love to leave the house without embarrassing myself in public.



Retail Ruins.

The Sears people were a proud mercantile empire that dominated much of the 20th Century.  The civilization’s ruins still evoke the opulence of a past age.

Why I’m an AI Luddite.

I know little about AI, compared with the average person these days.  (And I suppose that’s strange; I’ve been a serious fan of science fiction since age 19 or so.  I still remember devouring books by Arthur C. Clarke, Orson Scott Card and Harry Harrison on summer vacations.)

I do know that AI suddenly seems everywhere — on Grammarly, on Google, on my phone … and it’s the subject of too many damn YouTube advertisements.  (AI’ve had enough.)

The little with which I’m acquainted leaves me unimpressed.  Google’s AI results (which it supplies to me unprompted) are too vague and sometimes misleading.

The novelty of Amazon’s “Echo” and my phone’s virtual assistant likewise faded for me quickly.  I like to read and absorb information; I retain far less when I hear it.  And these, too, are still clumsy technologies.  (I consulted my phone a moment ago about shoegaze bands, only to have it respond with information about “suitcase bands” and a series of luggage advertisements.)

There is another reason, however, that I remain late to AI party, and it is as subtle and as troubling as it is predictable — I believe that I am subconsciously avoiding AI because of my apprehensions.

I’ve heard the same admonitions that we all have about how AI cannibalizes the existing work of artists and writers to only ostensibly “create” something new.  Those warnings have left me with a gnawing existential dread.

The news and my social media have had a lot to say about exploitative AI “art.”  The things I’ve read about “book-writing bots” and AI-generated poetry are equally daunting.  I’ve perused a couple of AI poems and, while they’re rudimentary, I honestly think I would mistake them for being authentic if they were submitted to me as an editor.

At first, none of the issues connected with AI affected me directly.  The first problem I’d heard about was students using AI to generate essays and papers.  Then came the “image generators” that look like so much fun, and their “creations” popping up on Facebook.  The latest controversy I learned about was brought to my attention today — leading comic book artists being accused by fans of “soulless plagiarism” for using AI in their illustrations.

Because I am human and therefore prone to emotional biases, I am always the most concerned when the creative people I trust sound genuinely alarmed.  Their worries primarily stem from the idea that anyone’s writing and artwork are now vulnerable to a kind of computerized theft.

What’s far more harrowing for me is the specter of obsolescence.  As a poet or storyteller, am I easily replaceable by a computer program?  If I am not presently so, will tomorrow’s astonishing advancements change that?

Am I feeling the same anxiety as people in my parents’ generation, when robots first arrived in factories during the prior century?  Creative people are not magical beings.  Why should we think of ourselves that way?  We’ve simply sought to develop certain skill sets — why should our niche be unique among human endeavors?

Or is the overall situation even worse for all of us — does even the notion of “creative” machines ultimately steal something from our shared definition of being human?

Hey … I’ll reiterate my opening statement here — I know little about AI, compared with others in my peer group.  My apprehension should not be mistaken for an informed position.

But … yikes.  What a discomfiting topic to ponder.



Image credit: Copyrighted by Loew’s International. Artists(s) not known., Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Bob Dylan and Wanda Maximoff are BOTH disappointed.

I am remiss.

Those hurricanes came and went, wreaking havoc, and not once did I try to avert disaster with a magic Sharpie.



(I could be just pareinoid.)

Seems like everyone online is talking about pareidolia.

I see a pattern developing here.



(Either way, it stinks.)

I’m not sure which is more tragic — when people go bad or when pork chops do.