I’ve finally met a woman whose puns are as every bit as bad as mine are. Now I want to run away with her to Maine.
I want to make her my Maine Squeeze.
Or my sole mate.
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It’s 2/22/2022.
If you know me at all, then you know I have to post a picture of Harvey Dent (“Two-Face”) on my blog and social media.
Cover to “Batman: Two-Face,” Brian Stelfreeze, 1995. DC Comics.
The Positive Prognosis Rhyming Couplet:
Oh golden, sunlit, dazzling day
When you find out that your friend’s okay! 😉 🙂
Photo credit: Harry Popoff, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
I’m a little late to the party on the whole “Gazpacho Police” thing …
I dino why this keeps happening.
I got teased a little for eating scrambled eggs and ketchup yesterday; a couple of friends of mine opined that it was a kids’ meal.
Today I discovered that the chicken tenders I bought are in dinosaur shapes.
If the universe is trying to send me a message here, I’m not sure what it is.
Update: if you melt cheese over them they look like they’re stuck in the La Brea Tar Pits.
(I swear I thought they were Tetris at first.)
This is the only response of which I am capable in response to those … Wordle things that people keep posting.
IDEAL BUILDING SUPPLY.
I arrived here in error; I was actually looking for Merely Adequate Building Supply.
Brandon Avenue SW. (If you’re actually looking for this company, they’re now located elsewhere in the city … I just have a thing about antiquated building signs.)
(It’s all puns until someone loses an eye.)
Italian sausage toasted sandwiches give me nom-nom-nomicron.
The CDC recommends Heinz ketchup.
Be safe.
If you find yourself feverishly writing elegiac couplets, get yourself tested for Ovid-19.
“Whoa.”
I really want to see that “Matrix Insurrections” movie where thousands of would-be “patriots” fight for their carefully constructed, shared artificial reality …
… but in the real world they’re actually terrorists having their minds controlled by machines and the Internet. And they’re a fully disposable resource to the system that uses them to retain power.
Photo credit: Marc Nozell from Merrimack, New Hampshire, USA, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons.
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