Tag Archives: Eric Robert Nolan

Nolans gonna Nol.

I made up another joke!

Have you heard about that island in the Pacific where they found a row of mysterious, giant stone statues of butts?

They’re calling it Keister Island.



I am amazing.  I really should have a cult following.



 

A star is borne.

This little cousin of The Roanoke Star sends me off to sleep at night.

Watership Nolan.

It’s Easter morning and a I just saw a bunny!

😀



 

Red paper wasps are *VANQUISHED.*

How ironic that their nemesis should prove to be a WRITER.

[Raises an eyebrow Bondly]



 

David and Go-LIE-ath.

Remember my post yesterday about David Duchovny’s 2028 presidential bid?  That was an April Fool’s Day joke.

I might be losing my touch — I think I fooled almost NOBODY this year.  Or maybe you people are just getting sharper in your old age.



 

Nolan vs. the Red Paper Wasps.

Totally NOT an April Fool’s joke.

I’m singing the Polistes carolina blues.



 

I can’t believe that David Duchovny is actually running for president.

But it could work.  Hey, it’s not like there isn’t a precedent for popular entertainers making a successful bid for The White House.

And it be would ironic if he won.  His long-running breakout television role was a character trying desperately to expose government conspiracies.  A victory in 2028 would make him fully ONE THIRD of that very same government.



 

That 70’s Poet.

I passed a nice milestone yesterday — I’ve now seen my writing and photography appear in 70 ongoing periodicals (in addition to the anthologies and other standalone publications).

🙂



 

Horror Sleaze Trash

It’s the magazine named for me and my peer group — how could I NOT submit a poem?

Seriously, though, I am quite grateful to Editor in Chief Arthur Graham for publishing “Confession” in this superb and subversive art/lit zine “that will always be for the misfits.”

You can find the poem right here:

“Confession”