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This kind of thing is gonna get old real fast.

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Pal of mine made a Halloween cake.

And I thought it turned out pretty damn good.  What you see are monster claw marks.

Y’know … speaking of claw marks … it occurs to me now that I still haven’t gotten to see a bear since I arrived in Southwest Virginia.  I need to remedy that somehow, but I’m not sure how to go about it.



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More from the spooky season watchlist!

I saw three terrific movies during my annual effort to set the tone for Halloween.  All three were book adaptations.

First up was this year’s “Mr. Harrigan’s Phone,” adapted from Stephen King’s 2020 novella (which I have not read).  It deftly follows the right formula for a successful King adaptation (or any successful horror movie, really) — it methodically portrays characters that viewers can truly like and care about, and then imperils them.  For me, it wasn’t just Jaeden Martell’s personable young protagonist — it was also the great Donald Sutherland’s titular Mr. Harrigan, whose ghost is the story’s putative (?) antagonist.  (I like how the movie leaves that just a little open ended; I’ll bet the novella has a lot more to say there.)

Still, some seasoned horror fans might feel that the film just isn’t scary enough.   By the time its thoughtful denouement rolls around, it feels more like a dark drama with horror movie elements than it feels like a “scary movie.”  (The term “post-horror” was gaining currency a few years ago, and I don’t know if that’s still a thing.)  After all, the ostensible ghost here appears to actually want to aid the protagonist.  The movie might even feel like it is missing a third act — I counted only two victims of the vindictive entity, whose deaths occurred offscreen.  The ending was well written and poignant, right down to its closing line, but it will still feel like an anti-climax to some.

Next up was the new adaptation of Clive Barker’s “Hellraiser.”  This was pretty damn scary.  It should be seen by only more intense horror hounds — it’s a predictably violent gorefest about sadomasochistic demons that literally torture their summoners, along with any innocents who are unfortunate enough to be nearby.  I know it isn’t high art, but it was well executed, with capable acting and some really creative direction.  (Odessa A’zion was quite good in her role, and the van scene was an especially nice touch.)  If you can stomach its ultraviolence, then you might really enjoy this movie.

Finally, I revisited another King adaptation — 2019’s “Doctor Sleep.”  You guys already now how zealously I love this movie,  so I want burden you yet again with my fanboy adulation of it.



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The Internet — ALWAYS a source of reliable information.

[singing to the tune of “My Sharona”]:

“FRIED BALONEY!!!!”

It’s good stuff. Thanks, Internet!

Might have to try that “fried green tomatoes” thing next, I dunno.

Update: I’m in the middle of watching “Doctor Sleep,” so YOU wash the frying pan.



Concrete forest.

It looks like they’ve started constructing the framework for the next set of buildings on Campbell Avenue where the former bus station was razed.  This picture doesn’t quite do it justice — but it has a postindustrial, otherworldly look to it around twilight.  I thought it was neat.

I almost wrote “infrastructure” instead of “framework” in the first sentence above.  But I’ve read that engineers roll their eyes at the word, because laypeople invariably use the term incorrectly.



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Throwback Thursday: Dial-a-Joke ads

These commercials were ubiquitous in the early 1980’s in the New York metropolitan area.  Here’s the weird thing — I grew up in New York, and I didn’t know a single person who actually dialed this number.

But there was evidently a market for this.  There have been a few pay-call services like this since the 1970’s.  Weird world — one of the first was operated as a hobby by Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.



The Roanoke Star features my latest letter to the editor.

I’m very happy to see that The Roanoke Star has featured my latest letter to the editor — about people who draw a comparison between the January 6th attack on the Capitol and protests by Black Lives Matter.  You can find it right here.

Thanks, as always, to Publisher Stuart Revercomb for allowing me to share with my neighbors in Roanoke via The Roanoke Star.



The Bristol Herald Courier prints my latest letter to the editor.

I’m quite happy tonight to see that the Bristol Herald Courier published my latest letter to the editor — about people trying to rationalize the January 6th attack by pointing at Black Lives Matter protests.  You can read it online right here.

Thanks once again to Managing Editor Roger Watson for allowing me to share my thoughts via this first-rate news provider for Southwest Virginia.



Throwback Thursday: Awkward, Awkward, High School Me.

This is Longwood High School in New York, circa … 1988?  1989?

No, I have no idea why my pants are pulled halfway up my chest.

Thanks to alumna Carrie Harbach Schor for passing along this news clipping.

Update: I never got high in high school, but my pants sure as *&^@ did.



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JUSTICE FOR JESSICA.

Dear Kevin Feige:

Please bring Jessica Jones into the wider Marvel Cinematic Universe.

You could balance things out, Thanos-style, by killing off Star-Lord or something! Maybe Groot too, for good measure.

Sincerely,

Eric Robert Nolan



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